I Am Ms Badass [DISCONTINUE]

Chapter 6: Slutty Ana, As Always

Hey ya’ll, I think I’m just gonna go with it, I’m, gonna update my next chappy today. I thank all Thugess out thurr who managed to get me at least a 10 reads a vote for my prev chap. I just can’t wait to get more votes for each and every chapter because my ideas are a lot and they have to let it all out.

SOOO eNjOY….

Happy Readings!

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Chapter 6: Slutty Ana, As Always

I am in my bedroom now, switching on my lappy and go to Twitter while listening to music on Youtube. The Charmers went back home after I sing a song for them. Hah! Ana was so freaking jealous you can actually see it from her face. I believe Joker’s face was actually far better than her. After we wave and say our goodbyes to them, Serene and Uncle Wayne went back to kitchen to clean some things while Ana and I went up. The time show 9.30pm already and here I am, in my bedroom now, switching on my lappy and go to Twitter while- Yeaaah I told you guys that and I don’t wanna repeat myself again, heh. So while I was listening to Dear God on Youtube, I scroll down my mouse, checking on Twitter page, seeing what’s new and trending in here. And guess what I found, that slutty cousin of mine posted on her Twitter page 10 minutes ago:

@Me.Is.Ana:

“Joe is officially my neighbor now yay! Hey Charmers, hope you enjoy the dinner tonight!;) @JoeC #Neigbour #together #Joe #Popular”

Oh come on. You only tag that guy?? What about me slut??!

Brain: Oh, she thinks she’s too freaking popular that she can’t tag a nerd like you.

Me: I ain’t no nerd bitch. Think before you speak.

Brain: Sorry dude, I take back my words. She thinks she’s too freaking popular that she can’t tag a badass rockstar like you. How about that?

Me: Much. Better.

There were a bunch of comments, retweets and favourites but I was in a mood of stalking rather than read those comments so I just clicked on @JoeC which automatically goes to his profile. Well I got nothing to do after all so why not I just stalk—DON’T GET ME WRONG! I was just stalking; I don’t even have a crush on him. Bitch puuhh-les. I wanna check some latest news that’s all.

I scrolled down my mouse and saw some nasty and slutty post posted by some cheerleaders which he retweeted it. Some asking for his number, some asking if their interested with blondes, some asking if Joe wanna go out on a date with them. Damn, they have no dignity at all. Poor sluts, they lose their virginity at an early age. Sometimes I wonder whether all this comments irritates him or turn him on.

Brain: He’s Mr. Popular after all that’s why girls are chasing after him.

Me: Doesn’t he felt annoyed at times?

Brain: He likes the attention he got now, obviously.

Me: Oh, good thinking huh.

Brain: Duh. That’s what brains are for..

Me: Yeah whatever now shut up.

I think I might as well sleep right now than reading all this bullshits and talking to my brain because it’s wasting my precious time. Sigh, goodnight to myself.

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The sound of my alarm clock surrounds my room.

“OH SHUT UP BITCH I’M TRYNA GET SOME SLEEP HERE!!” I sit from my lying position and shout it out loud.

Brain: Yeaah, go and shout to that bitch and see if it stops or not.

Me: Da hell you’re awake?

Brain: I’m always awake from the day you were born unless you’re dead, now could you just please switch off that damn alarm of yours because I’m getting’ irritated right now.

Me: Yeah yeah brainy brain.

I did what my brain told me and automatically went to take a hot shower. The last thing I know, I’m at the table together with everyone, eating pancakes. Ana and I were the only ones that eating the pancakes while Uncle Wayne was so busy reading newspaper. Serene was at the kitchen, cooking more pancakes for us. If you realize something, I would usually call Serene by her name because she don’t deserve to be call my aunt. Unless Uncle Wayne is around then I will called her aunt.

“OH MY GOSH I FEEL LIKE I’M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD TO HAVE JOE AS A NEIGHBOR!” Ana squeaked. It’s been like a hundred times she’s been saying the same shit but no one gives a damn about it but was somehow I was getting tired listening to the same old thing.

“Goddamnit Ana stop squeaking for god sake! It’s not cute and I think I might be the luckiest girl to have Katy Perry as my neighbor rather than that jerky Joe so just SHUT UP!”

“Diana watch your language please! You need to learn some manners girl!” Serene came out with a new hot pancake, putting on a new plate. She shook her head and looked at Uncle Wayne, “You see dear, you’re spoiling this girl so much she’s becoming rude!”

Yeah well go tell Uncle Wayne how irritating brat I am bitch, go on.

“I’m not cursing aunt,” I smirk and raise an eyebrow, “She was fangirling Joseph Stalin for God knows why.” I said it calmly

“It’s Joseph Chanel Charmers, bitch!”

“ANA!” Uncle Wayne look at her, widening his eyes a little. Even Serene look at her and furrow her eyebrow.

“You guys can see it for yourself!” I gestured my hands towards Ana, “She just called me a bitch whereas she herself a bitchy bitch who loves to show off parts off her body to some random guys, slut.” I’m so proud of myself as I managed to say that in one breather less than 10 seconds. WWOOOWWW!

I can see my future being a rapper like Eminem.

Brain: Don’t get so high, it’s not even a tongue twister!

“DIANA!” everyone looked at me, shocked.

“What man! It’s a fact!”

“UURRRGGHHH!! I HAD ENOUGH I’M GOING OFF NOW!” Ana stomped her feet out of the house. I turned my back to look at her going off.

“Oh come on!” I shouted, “Aren’t you gonna gimme a ride too?”

“GO RIDE ON YOUR DAMN RUSTY BICYCLE!” and with that she was nowhere to be seen. Awww she’s gone. When I turned around to continue eat my pancakes again, there were 2 pairs of eyes looking at me intently.

Oh man, that’s creepy.

“What.. she started first okay..” I gave them my innocent look. Meehh, you guys are not scarey at all, just.. creepy.

“UH HUH! YOU’RE THE GOOOD GIRL IN THE WHOOOOLE UNIVERSE!!” Uncle Wayne said it dramatically and sarcastically What makes it funnier was how his eyes would budge out and how he open his long arms widely to show how big the ‘universe’ was.

Instead of making me feel guilty, it actually makes me laughed harder by Uncle Wayne’s over reaction. I just grin foolishly like some baboons does and shove one whole pancakes into my mouth.

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Firstly, I would like to thank all my Thugees once again for reading my first. Ever. Book. IMB! Same goes for my silent Thugees too! I know I’ve not been updated because I was preparing stuffs at home since school gonna re-open. And now, I’m starting my first day of senior year already!

Anywaaay!

I have plan out this story at home for you guys so I’m gonna update a lot, it’s until.. Chapter 9? FUHHHHH!!! *Wiping my forehead* ^^ you likeeyyy? Yes you should muahhahaaha!! okaaaayyy wait up, another chapter comin up just for ya’ Thugees!