I Am Ms Badass [DISCONTINUE]

Chapter 17.2: That Sexy Ninja

So here's Part 2 of Chapter 17! I make it 2 parts for this chapter coz I think it's kinda long I guess so ya, hope ya'll vote for it!!

Presenting to you ....

Chapter 17.2: That Sexy Ninja

"I'm slowly gonna remove my hand from your dirty mouth and if you shout, I'm gonna tape your freaking mouth..." he looked at me sternly. Dirty mouth? But I just brushed my teeth! His thumb graze on my lips which sends shiver on my body for a moment before letting his hand off me. His voice was familiar though, I heard it somewhere before. He got this sooothing yet stern voice. And the way he told me to shut up was kinda... Sexy. Like, you know, this dominating voice? oh, whatever. It's a surprised that this freaking ninja actually took his words seriously. He removed his hand from my mouth. He seemed reluctant at first but when I didn't do anything, he sighed in relive but his eyes still locked with mine. I never seen a ninja do this shit I mean, they just kill or rape you and then leave, right? This ninja is so scary yet kind.

But this is not the right time to make a move, he is still on top of me which means I got a lower chance of escaping from him. Chill Diana, chill. "When I let go of you, you better fucking get to your bed and stay there, get it?" I nod my head in agreement. Woah man, that's so arousing for no reason.

With that, he slowly stood up and give me a hand. "C'mon get up.." his eyes softens and look at me. He just held his hand down at me. I repeat, HE HELD HIS HAND TO LIFT ME UP!! I think this ninja is one ninny guy. Yeah, a really ninny ninja. Slowly I stood up and look at him.

"On the bed. Now." but I do something much more opposite. I walked towards him and hold his chest, making him froze. His breath basically hitched because of how close we were. He jumped slightly when I draw doodles on his chest and looked at him, trying to be as seductive as I could. Slowly, I nibbled on his ears and whispered this three special word... Loudly.
 
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" and with that ladies and gentleman, I kick him in the balls, hard. Not only that, I make him suffer more by punching him in his face.

"OOHHW MAA GAWWD!!" he cried in pain as he held onto his little self while he fell to the ground.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" I give a kick on his head this time. Without wasting my time, I took anything, YEA ANYTHING - regardless my sharpener, pencil case, my alarm clock, calendar or whatever crap - that I have near me and throw at him. He covered his face and tried to duck but unfortunately, I'm so good at aiming it eventually hit on him everywhere. Hell, I make sure he got bruises everywhere. I was panting heavily like shit. Hell I don't even know what I'm feeling right now. Am I scared of him? Am I angry? I don't know! Suddenly my eyes caught something : my guitar.
 
Hmmmm this should be good to make him unconscious...

In a very dramatic way, I hold onto my guitar and raise on top of my head shouting "ARRRGHHH!!!" while running towards him only to stop in the middle of my run.

"GODDAMNIT STOP DIDI I'M DEFEATING!!!!" he was there, curled in a fetal position now. What? Wait. DIDI??!! HE KNOWS MY NAME??

I put my guitar down slowly and stormed towards the ninja. Well thankfully, he stopped me from hitting him with my guitar ; at least I can save my money from buying a brand new guitar. Yea, I shouldn't have take my guitar as a weapon to kill the ninja. Wrong move, Diana!

"WHO THE BLOODY FUCK ARE YOU??!" this time, it was me now straddling on top of of him while grabbing his shirt but I didn't rely on him to give me the answer before I took the mask off myself to see his face. I was shocked to the max to see who was the guy in disguise.

It's Joe Fucking Charmers.

He looked as if he was gonna die. There was bruises on his face and his eyelids was halfway close already. My blood boiled and I was fuming for what he has done to me.