I Am Ms Badass [DISCONTINUE]

Chapter 12: My Mum & Dad

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Chapter 12: My Mum & Dad

I called Jane right at that moment after I lie on my bed. I'm still giggling to myself when I reminded myself what I just did to Joe.

"Hello there Jane's speak-"

"JAAANNNE!! HAHAHA I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE! JOE IS SUCH AN IDIOTIC RASCAL! HE REALLY THOUGHT I WANNA KISS HIM!" to be honest, I'm not sure whether she understands what I'm talking about because I was laughing while talking on the phone with her. But obviously she didn't get what I'm saying when she asked me if I'm okay or not.

"H-hello? Diana is that you? A-Are you okay? What happened?"

Yeah, I think I gotta chill myself out because she definitely doesn't get the shit what I'm talking about.

So I took a deep breath and try to stifle while telling her what happened just now, especially how priceless Joe's face was when I did that stupid thing to him - Pure. Shock. When Jane listened to everything I've said, she finally gasp. I imagined her covering her mouth and her eyes are bulging out.

"OH MY GAWD DI ARE YOU INSANE?!" she shouted on the phone.

"Oh come on J, it's just a water not a dog poop I poured on his freaking head-"

"NO! I mean you really took out your middle finger out and said the 'F' word??!"

"Errh yeah?"

"Damn it Diana I- oh Jesus... You know what, I'm busy right now I'll call you later alright?" and with that, she hung the phone up, leaving me and the beep sound at the back of the line. Maybe I'm disturbing her I guess? Maybe. Coz she's with Nathan now. Suddenly I heard someone called me from the front door.

"Diana? Diana you home?" I heard Uncle Wayne's voice. OH YES HE'S BACK IN TIME! I ran down the stairs to just find him closing the front door now.

"YOOOO UUNNCCLEE!!" I lunged towards him like some mad little girl and hug him, causing him to slightly trip.

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"Oh lord, what's into you today?" he chuckled. I let go of my hands I wrapped on Uncle Wayne's neck and looked at him, grinning foolishly.

"Nothing. I was happy that you didn't break your promise though," I smiled.

"Yea yea whatever.. Hey, I wanna show you something, let's go to my office!" with that, I let go of him and walked towards the office, just right beside the master bedroom. As we walked in, he put his suitcase on the desk and took something out from underneath the table. It's a big, rectangular thick album stated 'My Family & Friends'.

"Aww so cute.."

"Oh come on I wrote that when I was like eight so it kinda sound pathetic loser to me now.." he shook his head and chuckled together. Wow, that's pretty long! Sure he do keep a lot of stuffs here. He blow off the dust on top of the album before brushing it and opened it up. I widen my eyes in admiration and awe, looking at how 'young Wayne" paste his memorable pictures in places. At some times, I will giggled at some photos he took.

"Uncle, don't tell me it's you!" I pointed out one of the photo. There's a young boy with only his superman underwear on, flexing his arms and chest in the classic weightlifters pose.

"I'm afraid that's me dear. I know I'm cute thank you!" he gave me that million dollar grin and try'na act cute in front of me, making me laughed out loud. Yeah I mean REALLY LOUD that I actually chocked on my saliva.