I Am Ms Badass [DISCONTINUE]

Chapter 7: How I Met Jane

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Chapter 7: How I Met Jane

I thought I wanna ride on my bicycle but then I change my mind and just walk, taking my own sweet time. Who cares if I’m late? The teachers? The principle? Oh fuck them. Somehow, I am always early by 5 to 10 minutes. OH WHATA MIRACLE. I am at Rivervale High, leaning on my locker with my hands in my pocket. I’m wearing my Avenged Sevendfold shirt with a jeans. Simple. I tie my long hair into bun and cover it with my black beanie. Superb! I’m waiting for a friend of mine to come now. Huh, you guys might think that Ms. Badass like me definitely doesn’t have a friend but you’re wrong.  She’s a friend of mine whom she called a ‘life saver’. I remembered the first time I saw her she was in danger.

===Flashback===

It’s a freshman year for me. I’m in Grade 9 that time. I remembered I don’t feel like going to school that day so I lied to Uncle Wayne before he went to work that I’ll be going to the clinic to get medical certificate but no, I actually just bought lots of junk food at some random store for later on to watch movie alone at home. I bought some snacks and can drinks. Well damn it’s heavy to go back home with lots of junkie but never mind, this is all mine, AAALLL MINEEE. Along the way home, I saw this bald headed guy with a girl but what caught my eyes the most was that he was slapping her. And the slap was not a typical slap but it was hardcore ones that I’m sure his slap feels like a punch to her. AND HE WAS SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF HER REPEATEDLY! Oh my god what kind of man is that? Slapping a girl?? Really?? Her body was shaking uncontrollably for god sake! She was crying and there he was, shouting at her face and pull her by the shirt using his force. No I can’t do this, I must help her. I went up to him and hold his shoulder, making him turn around and without further a due, I punched him in the face. He growled and looked at me before raising his hand. I didn’t duck or closed my eyes instead I hold his arm, stopping him from slapping me and twist it. When I twist his arm, he was back facing me and screaming in pain. He kept cursing the shit out of me but the more he cursed, the more I twist his arms, making him suffer the pain. Oh I like it.

“Bitch who the fuck are you?!” he wince.

“You don’t have to fucking know what the hell is my name asshole. That’s not how you get your girlfriend back home.”

“What the hell you talking about!!? LEGGO OF ME!” let go of you? Okay. I kicked his ass, making him fall to the ground. But I won’t let him go just like that. I sit on him and punch the living hell out of him. I know it sounds stupid right now but I was imagining this asshole and me fighting in the ring, fighting in the World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE is one of my favorite show man! Before I gave him my last super duper ultimate power punch, I gave him my last word before he goes knockout.

“Dude, next time if I saw you punch any girls, I’ll cut off your fucking balls! AND NEVER TREAT A GIRL LIKE THAT!” THERE GOES THE DA SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE POWER PUNCH! And he was laying there, knockout.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE THE WINNNERR!! THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP GOOOESS TOOO… DIANA AKA MS BADAAAAASSS!!! Okay Diana stop dreaming.

I stood up and brush off the dust on my pants and picked up the plastic bag on the ground. Now all I wanna do is go home right now and- oh, what about that girl? When I turned around, I saw she curled her body and gimme that traumatic look as if I just rape the man. She looks like shit. Suddenly we heard the sound of police car coming towards us. OHH SHHIIT!! With that I hold her arms and looked at her,

“We got no time to lose! Let’s run now!” she was reluctant to follow me but she got no choice, she had to. We run as fast as we could and then we went into the bushes of tree and stay there. Both of us didn’t move a muscle and squat there. But eventually, my legs start to ache so I decided that we should just run in the bushes instead of staying there.