I Am Ms Badass [DISCONTINUE]

Chapter 8: Scene At The Shopping Mall

Chapter 8: Scene At The Shopping Mall

“Jane, watchu buyin’?” I asked her for like a millionth time today. Here we are again, at the shopping mall, walking endlessly after school to find something that Jane wants.

“I actually don’t know. I wanna buy something that guy likes,” she end her sentence like that as she look at the Adidas store where it sells sport shoes.

“A guuuuyyy?” I smirked, “Are you hiding something from me Jane?” I wriggled my eyebrow.

“What? No.. nothing..” she laughed nervously.

“Well I know who’s your boyfriend!” I snapped my fingers and look at her, “It’s… TARZAN AHHA!! GET IT? JANE AND TARZAN?” she gave me the ‘are you kidding me’ look and said

“Damn your joke is so funny I barely laugh ha-ha” I hit her back and roll my eyes. She’s the only one who can handle my randomness that’s why she’s why best friend.

===30 minutes later===

“What should I buy for him? Hmm..” she put her finger on her chin while looking around the mall.

She hasn’t bought a single thing for the past half an hour and I’m starting to get bored right now. Shopping is not my thing so I might afraid I’ll leave her alone in this mall and let her cry thinking that I’m lost. Naa just kidding. I myself have no idea why is she bringing me to the mall whereas she can just take her goddamn sweet time to look for it and just go back home by herself.

“You know what J, I think I’m gonna get a cup of cappuccino and you take your freaking sweet time finding whatever shit you wanna find okay?” I turn my back at Jane just to see her walked away at this one store full of men’s tuxes and suits. Damn! She leave me alone! Fine, I’m gonna buy myself a cup of cappuccino, goodbye Tarzan’s girlfriend, I’m leaving you here in this freaking jungle full of animals and- yeah whatever, she’s gonna call me after she’s done with her shopping. I take out my mp3 and dug in my earpiece while choosing a song on it. I was about to press the play button when suddenly I accidentally hit someone on the shoulder.

“Hey-yo, I-I’m sor-“

“Bitch watch where you’re going!” DAFUQ?! I looked up at that person to see him brushing off the dirt on his clothes. When he looked at me, there was a sign of surprise on his face too.

“Diana?” Joe open his eyes wide.

“Duh, this is the bitch that you told to watch where she’s going.” I crossed my arms. IT WAS SUCHA GENTLEMAN OF HIM TO SAY THAT, DICKHEAD.

“Diana who?” another high pitch voice coming from my back. I heard the clacking sound of her heels and I closed my eyes for a moment.

Oh God please don’t tell me it’s her.

“OH! This is the Diana Ana’s talking about huh?” she smirked at me while she linked her arms with Joe.

Looks like God doesn’t want to listen to my prayers today huh.

Introducing to you my friends, she’s Sam. Sam Plog. Sorry to say this but even though she got that beautiful face, some people were actually talking about how ugly her name sounds. The first time when Jane talked to me about Sam being one of the sexiest cheerleader in school, I was laughing my ass off with Jane.

“SAM PLOG! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!” we were both clutching our stomachs and bent over, laughing non-stop. We were alone at the playground and hang around for a moment or two because no one was there when Jane just pop out that topic.