Countdown to my 18th birthday

Chapter 10- 13 days to go

August 13 2016

Dear diary....
How is you? How is mummy? How is daddy? And how is everyone at home? And why am I being stupid?
Anyways.... I've been wondering. Why can't I just mind my own business ehn? Did I have to go to Kakan Hafsat's house and act like a heroine? But I must admit... I'm quite a heroine **smirk smirk**.  Now the girl's father doesn't want the girl to be friends with me. Someone I've known since primary one. Just imagine that man ohh.  I know he's an elderly person and he's her father but just imagine him ohh.  After saving his daughter from that disaster he's now saying I don't have kunya and tarbiya. That's what I get for saving his daughter. When he's meant to sing praises. He should not vex me ohh. Lemme not even call him ungrateful. Ungrateful man! Pretend I didn't call him that. I'm going to tear this page later. Because if Hafsat opens you by mistake I. Will. Be. So. Dead. !
And I don't wanna die young. I still have my countdown to finish. And I have to get married to Aminu and give birth to cute kids. By the way.... I think I'm going to make a great mom because I know how to make children stop crying. Just bribe them with candy or chocolate and you're good to go.

Bye for now. I need to look for something to do today. But I must admit.... What happened the day before yesterday was indeed an adventure. Me I killed and enjoyed it. Hafsat  did not enjoy it but she benefitted from it. Bye sha.

See you later!
Or should I say open and fill you with juicy gulma (gossip) later
Hah!
Bye!..

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You won't believe what I'm about to say. Kaaka called me this morning and said she wanted to see me. I told her we have no driver at home and Maama is not around so she sent my uncle to get me. I was just wondering what she wanted to talk about. Someone that hates me.

You hate her too.
I don't hate her. I just dislike her. Well as long as she hates me I hate her too.

Don't mind my inner voices. They can be stupid when they want to. Back to Kaaka's talk. I got ready after hanging up because she said my uncle was going to come in thirty minutes. Now I don't know what's with her and rushing people.

"Hauwa, there's someone at the door. He's asking for you" Nafisa informed me when I was just about to bless my snapchat friends with some pictures

"Oh. That must be Uncle Bash. Kice mishi ina zuwa- tell him I'm coming." 

This boy.  He had to come now. Mtsewwwwwww. I must take my selfies. Let him wait. I thought.

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"Kaaka ina wuni- good afternoon" don't think I greeted her from my mind ohh. I just had to.

"You must be wondering why I called you here today" she didn't even answer the greeting. I just wasted my energy "Well I heard what happened the day before yesterday. Or should I say what you did the day before yesterday at Hajia Adama's house"

Wait! I don't remember sharing what happened the day before yesterday with anyone. But how did this woman know? There's only one answer to that. She's a WITCH! 

"You must be wondering how I found out"  she says after seeing the confused look on my face. isn't it obvious? "Well the world we live in is a small world. So some things cannot be kept secret" wait... She's smirking.  And my sense is telling me that this woman has a spy in Hafsat's grandmother's house. Why am I even surprised? She's a scheming old woman.