Countdown to my 18th birthday

Countdown to my 19th birthday!

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So guyssss. I'm back! And this is the beginning of my new countdown! Yes. I'm counting down to my 19th birthday. Who is happy for me? I know you all are. Anyways... today it's 363 days, 12 months, 52weeks, 2836748192 minutes, 167374893883939029 seconds to go.
You didn't think I actually calculated the minutes and seconds now did you? Well I didn't.

Enough about my upcoming birthday. Who missed me? Raise your hand up if you did. I know this will sound crazy to you but it also sounded crazy to me. So that crazy friend of mine what's her name? Lipsdripping. I wonder if her lips actually drip 🤔 but with the way she talks I'm sure they drip. In fact I'm sure the lips fall down as a result of too much talking and she has to put it back with top bond.

That was a dry joke.

Can someone please tell my head to stop going against me? Like anyone who loves me?

Back to what I was saying. So Lipsdripping has been telling me something crazy. She said she can picture my life in three years. Like come on. Is she a winch? And is she mad? And what does she even take me for? I'm 18 for God sakes or do I look 8? She wants me to believe her. Nonsense!

Now back to my upcoming birthday. I need to plan it. Like serious planning because I'm going to celebrate my birthday this time around In Shaa Allah. But I don't have time for that right now. I have something to do- something like saying hi to my dear diary.

Dear diary...
So you won't believe it! I'm 18!!! Wait! What's not believable in me being 18? *rolls eyes*
I can't believe I'm 18. Like I'm now old enough to leave my parents house and get married 😱 I can now be arrested for committing a crime. What will now happen to my dream of assassinating my grandmother in the middle of the night 😢 All hope is lost 😭 now she will keep troubling people. Why didn't I act fast before I turned 18? I was really busy counting down to the birthday that didn't even happen in the end. But I must say... that was my best birthday and I will always remember it.
Enough about annoying kaaka 🙄 I have to accept the fact that I can't kill her now. But diary I want you to remember this- if I ever in the near or far future kill kaaka please make sure you don't spill my secret. Don't tell anyone I'm the murderer and I won't tell. We'll both be safe 😘 love you too 😘
Bye!

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So guys guess what! Me and my Aminu got invited to a picnic. Yay! Guess who invited us? Hafsat, Zuwee and Mufeeda also known as my friends. They blabbed that they wanted to finally meet the 'famous Aminu' aka my first ever boyfriend, first kiss, first real love, future father of Mufti, Natasha and Ariana, future grandfather of my future grandkids, future son in law of my parents, future brother in law of my siblings and cousins, future uncle in law of my nieces and nephews, future friend in law of my friends, future hater in law of my haters and future frenemy in law of my frenemies- they are his fans 💁🏽

Anyways I have to pick an outfit and it's up to you to decide what outfit I'm going to wear. So I should see your inline comments here. Tell me what you think I should wear. Cmon! Don't disappoint me because you know what will happen. My poor fragile heart will be broken 😔 I'm sure we don't want that because if that happens the culprit will have to face you know who. No one messes with his girl ☺️ and again I'm sure we don't want me going out with no clothes on😱.

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Okay so after dressing up (with the outfit you picked for me) Aminu came to my house to pick me up and unfortunately for my poor poor life Mama was around. Do you know what that means? Embarrassment 😩. So when when he he came I jejeli told Mama that I was ready to go out and my friend was already waiting for me outside. Then my super annoying sister Faiza cut in and said 'oh wow! Me and Mama want to see this 'your friend'" she quoted the your friend with her fingers. Godddd that girl 👿 I can't believe I'm three years older than her but she talks to me like she's older. I just cannot wait for Mama to travel for a week and leave me at home with that girl. She will suffer in my hands. Smirk smirk mentally