Countdown to my 18th birthday

Chapter 13- 9 days to go

Recap:

While writing my Aminu's pov (wow my now sounds incomplete without an Aminu. Chai😩) I was thinking of a name to give the stupid girl. The girl that caused my heartbreak. Mtsw. I named her Beeba as in Labeeba because I don't like the name👿. In fact... The girl is officially my enemy now. You wanna know what I'll do if I see her face again? I'll take that silence as a yes. So if I see her face I'm going to walk to wherever she is, tell her "you stupid happy couple relationship wrecker. You are so dead. And when I'm done with you.... My Maama will come and get me" then I'll pounce on her. No one messes with me. Hauwa Ahmed doesn't take shit from nobody- Not even the Hauwa herself I mean me myself. I'm talking nonsense don't mind me. So today is officially the most uneventful day of life. Like really really really rally uneventful. I'll try to make sure tomorrow doesn't end up being like today. I'm going to say bye to your for now because I know you're tired of me but you just can't tell me because yeah... You're just a diary. In your face!!

Anyway... Bye!
Se anjima.
Or should I say gobe?

August 17 2016

Hmmm. Today is August 17 2016. I mean 9 days to go. My birthday is in 9 friggin days. Can you believe it!!?! Time really flies ohh. I only have invitation cards- no cake , no food, nothing nothing. I think I know what my problem is- I. Am. Not. A. Serious. Person.
How will I get a Kylie Jenner birthday if I'm being unserious? Let's officially forget I said my 18 birthday will be like a Kylie Jenner party. Yes. It's official! I have unsaid it. No one should say I said it.

And I saw a vision. Like some girls are trying to snatch Aminu from me. They even hashtagged it #snatchAminufromHauwa. I think I can remember their names- there's Fareeda, Khadija then I think there's UmmulKhair. Yeahh. The three of them. But I won't mind them because I know they are secretly on #teamAmwa

Okay. I know have been very very very very very unserious that is why I have decided to make a new 17th August 2016 morning resolution- do not let Aminu take over your life. Yes. Today is a no thinking of Aminu Rabiu or anything related to him day. But I was really hoping my first boyfriend would get me a Kylie lip kit for my birthday. Haters will say I'm a thief. But what can I do? Condition.

Anyways, I have decided to dedicate today and the rest of tomorrow and next and the day after and all the days till my 18th birthday to planning my birthday. I'm going to pray and sleep and wake up and read(novels) and eat and chat and stalk people on Instagram and sit and wonder why you can't take a screenshot of a chat on snapchat without the person knowing and I'll of course take 188899309000 selfies that will never be posted for the world to see because if they are posted people will press the delete button without thinking twice and and I'll lose all my friends and family and in the end I'll die as a lonely lonesome loner and no one will attend my funeral so there will be no masa and shinkafa. No. No. No. No! I don't want my end to be like that.

Don't mind me. I know I can be crazy once in a blue moon. Liar! Okay okay. Most times. Right now I'm just trying to do any possible thing I can do so that I won't think of Aminu Rabiu. Oops! I mentioned his name. Today was supposed to be about me. Now everything is ruined. I hate him!

"You're such a drama queen" Hafsat says rolling her eyes

"Seriously. She needs an award. Drama queen of the year" Mufeeda jokes and my stupid friends nod in agreement. Wait! It just clicked. When did they enter my room?? I think I'm starting to become irresponsible. If things go on this way I think thieves will come to this house and take whatever they want and leave without me noticing.