Heyo! so i thought i'd ya know. write a book with jokes and funny stuff. i dont write any of it myself cuz im not that smart, I just thought i'd share some that i found with you peeps. Credit goes to who ever took the time to make these up.
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A little girl walks into a pet shop. She goes up the the shopkeeper who is sweeping and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me mithter, do have wittle wabbits here?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's at her level, and says "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby like the ones over there?" The little girl bends over and puts her hands on her knees and says in a quiet voice "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
YOU ARE READING
Funny Stuffs
RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
