Three drunks entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine, then turned it off again. The first drunk gave him money, the second said "Thank you", and the third drunk slapped him. The driver was shocked thinking the drunk knew what he did, until he said "Control your speed next time. You nearly killed us!"

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AcakJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x