If I have a daughter, I'm going to name her "Lizard" and then she'll get the nickname "Liz". Then everyone will be like "Oh is it short for Elizabeth?" and she will have to say "No, it's short for Lizard."
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Okay, i know this one isnt that funny but i thought "well who cares." i didnt start posting these 2 b judged, so no need to tell me if u dont like them. plz keep bad opinions 2 yourself! not that ive gotten any but still. I GOTSTA DEFEND MESELF. :)
hehe well byes.
- lili xx
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x