A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. Then he goes to get a limo. He stands in the rental line for a while but eventually gets one. Then he goes to get flowers. He stands in the really long florist line but eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and theres no punch line.
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A husband and his wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband replied "No sweetie." The woman said "I'm sure you would." So the man said "Okay, I would." Then she asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" Then the man said, "Yeah, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" The husband replies, "No, she's left handed."
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Dedicated to my homegirl Sparksflykb77 4 being an all around good friend. :)
I felt like i should put another since the first one was kinda lame, but i liked it anyway tho so DEAL WITH IT. YOLO. I have no regrets (except 4 saying yolo. i REALLY hate that phrase. dont ask why.)
- lili xx
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
