You will never run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
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Dad: "Hey buddy."
Son: "Yeah dad?"
Dad: "Can I meet your girlfriend?"
Son: "High five!" *raises hand*
Dad: *High fives* "What was that for?"
Son: "You said you wanted to meet my girlfriend." *walks away*
Dad: *stares at hand* "Gross!"
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I realize the 2nd 1 is a bit weird and a tad gross, but eh.
- lily
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x