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Pokémon Logic

1. Last Bulbasaur in existence; Professor Oak gives it away to a 10 year old.

2. Says the world is incredibly vast; there are only 10 cities.

3. Pidgey only weighs 4 pounds; it'll fly you anywhere.

4. The show has been going on for years; Ash is still a 10 year old kid.

5. You catch a Pokémon in the MIDDLE of the SEA; still you must use a machine to teach it how to swim.

6. It's physically impossible to run; without these shoes.

7. Ahh yes, my only grandson; wait what's your name again?

8.*returns home after months of being on an adventure*

Mom: "Oh hi honey! Go have a nap, you look tired. Oh, your're going on another month long adventure just with a different set of clothes? Okay, bye!"

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Reading Facts

~ Reading can make you a better conversationalist

~ Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud

~ Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life

~ Dinosaurs didn't read. Look what happened to them.

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two funnies since im 100% sure that hardly any of you reading this is interested in Pokémon, so barely any of you understood the first one. But, if you did understand it, vote and/or comment! :)

- lily xx