Funny Stuffs

Funny Stuffs (120)

There are four cows in a field.

Baby Cow 1: "Momma, why did you name me Rose?"

Momma Cow: "When you were born a rose petal fell on your head."

Baby Cow 2: "Why did you call me Daisy, momma?"

Momma Cow: "When you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."

Baby Cow 3: "Mmmooaauuiggghh"

Momma Cow: "Shut up Cinder Block."

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hi guys!!!

sooo if i had any mis-spellings in this update, blame my very badly jammed finger. today the softball field was too wet to practice on, so we practiced in our gym. I was getting a grounder and i didnt put my fingers on my right hand up so the ball smashed into my pointer finger and it hurts really bad, but I promised an update either today or yesterday, so here ya go! :D it really hurts to do this, but im a trooper. :)

this one was my favorite. idk y. :)))

so can we try to get this to 1,550 total votes? i just want some time for my finger to get a little better so it will be easier to type the next update. 

and i srsly cant believe how far this has already gotten! this is the 120th joke and have any of you guys checked the stats of this thing lately??? ITS AT FRICKIN 25 SOMETHING K READS, 1 SOMETHING K VOTES AND IM JUST AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF U LIKE THIS STUFF! of course I wouldnt post these if I didnt think they were funny, but i didnt know if u guys would have the same opinion as me hahah :))) 

I just wanna say thanks to all of my fabulous readers cuz without u guys, this wouldnt even b on the charts or wutevr the hell those things r called! :) so 

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weelp, imma go now cuz this is starting to really hurt. 

stay lovely my perfect peeps! 

Byes!!!

- Lily xx