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*At a resteraunt*

Waiter - "Would you like a table?"

Me - "No, not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

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This is dedicated to annabelletr. I borrowed this joke from her (with permission obviously) and shes pretty kool. :)

I was thinkin maybe 5 votes and 3 comments for the next update? i dont even know if i'll have enough readers for even that but theres hope! btw i will b updating 5 at a time so yeah... thats it i guess....

- lili xx

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