Dinner's fun at my house. Like today.
Instead of saying grace, my mother said the pledge of allegiance.
We ate tasteless potato ball-things bathed in tomato sauce.
So they tasted like tomato sauce, which I hate.
I said instead of tomato sauce it should have been Nutella.
Then I said " it could be like when people pair up weird foods like mayonnaise and.............. French fries"
I don't think they heard me though.
Then I said " I just want to wash my fork man" and asked if I should put the cheese in the fridge.
Which I actually had to do.
Don't you wish I was at your dinner!
