You think about your friends online and you think
There always there for me. They're great!
Then you think of your friends in real life.
(I'm using my friends real names by the way)
Me: I'm feeling a little sa-
Stacy: I'm having surgery Monday.
Wow, good for you.
Me: I've had such a stressful day.
Olga (She's from Poland, don't judge): Wanna hear about my cat!
No.
Me:( tearing up) This is way to hard!
Maddie: Your sister scratched me in history class.
You probably deserved it, Maddie.
Nick: Haley doesn't like me shaking the table in math, hhhmmm.
(Starts shaking the table EVERY DAY)
You live three houses down, I could come and kill you in your sleep if I wanted to.
I swear one of these days, I'm gonna crack.
(At lunch)
Me: I know I'm always cheery, but I just need a hug right now, plea-
Olga: I got a terrible grade on my test!
Me: Hay guys, would you lis-
Stacy: Well I got a C- on my test.
Me: I can't always be the one to cheer you guys up! I might need it sometimes to ya kno-
Nicole: Wha'd ya say Haley?
Stacy: (Starts crying) I'm gonna fail!
Me: I DONT CARE!
Friends: .....
Me: DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME,OR AM I JUST YOUR BACK UP FRIEND!
WHEN YOU DONT NEED ME, YOU CAN JUST THROW ME OU-
Olga: My cat's grown so much!!!!!
That's it, I'm gonna go live in the woods.
