First what you do is wake up in the morning and dab. I'm serious right now. You need to dab.
Then go to your siblings room and fart on their face. Foreal this stuff really works.
Then eat a bunch of junk food without brushing your teeth. Then cough all over your ipad.
Then go to the bathroom to rinse your mouth. After that get a jar of Nutella and spread some on your face to take the gunk out your face. Elk around your house with that on your face and scare people. Then wash it off.
Also at 2:00pm exactly. Kick your TV. Then twerk for 20 minutes next to your TV.
Then go outside naked and flash the whole street with your innerbeauty.
If you know where your bae lives go there with your inner beauty and ring the doorbell. Then run for your life back home.
Then write down everything that happened that day.
In the end you will see that you lost 2 pounds. Then go to sleep.
