Identity || Larry Stylinson (A.U)

t w e n t y - o n e

"Your hair is so perfect." I say, ruffling up his soft hair between my fingers and giving him a small peck on the top of his head. He smiled, a small blush creeping onto his face. "Aw, you're blushing."

"No, I'm not!" He defended and I chuckled, kissing his cheek this time, causing him too blush even more.

I move my lips to his jawline before quickly pecking his lips. He rolls his eyes at me and I chuckle. "Damn, you're jawline's so sharp it could cut a bitch."

"Just when you were starting to be cute." He mutters, rolling his eyes again but still not being able to stop a small smile plastered on his face. "Omg! A penguin ornament! I love penguins!" He says, pointing to my little penguin decoration.

I chuckle before I get up from the couch to go get a tea, Harry deciding that he wants one too. I put on the kettle and wait for the water to boil patiently.

"Harry?" I ask and his head shoots up. "Are you free on Saturday?" I ask and he nods. "Drop by at my house at around 12pm, we're going out." I say, semi-planning a date.

I mean, where could I go? He seems to like penguins? Maybe a penguin park? Do we even have a penguin park here?

"Like as in a date?" He asks, smiling to himself as if he's half expecting me to have added that. I nod, grinning back at him. "Ok where?"

"Not telling, don't want to ruin the surprise." I say and he pouts, as if he's trying to get me to tell from his cuteness. He got close to it but I managed to decline, probably because I have no idea where to take him.

The kettle finally beeps as the water is boiled and I pour it into the cups, walking over and handing one to Harry, keeping one for myself.

"You're adorable." I say, moving my free hand onto the bottom of his thigh near his knee. He looks down at the floor. I place a quick kiss onto his lips before pulling away and sipping on my tea.

After a few hours of just hanging around, watching a few videos and drinking a little too much tea, Harry decides that he has to leave because his mum texted him to do so.

Since I am once again bored, I decide to text Niall, whom I haven't texted in a while.

You: yo leprechaun

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: yo pommy

You: rood

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: says u

You: ok tru

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: Watcha get up to tommo?

You: Ok you're not gonna believe it

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: PLZ DON'T SAY U PUT A COW IN SOMEONE'S BACKYARD AGAIN COZ I DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT WHEN YOU DID THAT TO ME

You: calm down

You: I kissed harry

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: EXCUSE ME BITCH?

You: AND WE'RE GOING ON A DATE ON SATURDAY

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: BITCH HE'S MINE

You: wait what

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: JOKING BRO

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: OMMMMGGGGGG CONGRATS

You: if u and harry married you'd be Niall Styles or Harry Horan

You: u are not destined for one another

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: THAT'S WHY HE'S YOUR MAN

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: HARRY TOMLINSON, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN GREAT

You: tru

You: I THINK I SHOULD JUST PROPOSE NOW

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: I SHALL BE UR BEST MAN

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: NO WAIT, I SHALL BE THE RANDOM PERSON WHO POPS OUT OF THE CAKE

You: YOU CAN BE BOTH!

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: YASSSSSS BITCH

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: ALSO YOU KNOW THAT LIAM PAYNE DUDE?

You: YEAH?

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: HES ACTUALLY RLLY NICE, HE INVITED ME OVER FOR A HOMEWORK TASK THE OTHER DAY AND WE'VE BECOME FRIENDS

You: THAT'S QUITE DAMN GREAT MATE

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: THANKS MA HOE

You: NO PROBS BRO

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: YOU AND HARRY WOULD MAKE CUTE BABIES

You: THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HORTON

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: DO U MEAN HARRY?

You: nah Horton is my side hoe, some random guy I met online, he's just a friend

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: ah ok

You: he said "Technically it'd depend on who's sperm you are going to donate. Unless you've found a way to get a man pregnant."

You: THEN I SAID my stomach's so big, I might even be pregnant LEL

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: BITCH UR SKINNY AF

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: IF U BECOME ANY SKINNIER YOU'D DISAPPEAR

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: ALSO DON'T BECOME ANY SKINNIER COZ U'D LOSE ALL THAT FAB ASS

You: WHY HAVE U BEEN STARING AT MY ASS

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: ITS HARD NOT TO. IT'S SO HUGE IT PRETTY MUCH IS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK

You: I DON'T APPRECIATE ALL THIS TALK OF MY ASS EXCUSE U

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: I GET IT, IT'S FOR HARRY ONLY

You: WTF STFU U PERVERT

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: WELL I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE A FAB IMAGINATION

You: ok that's enough caps for today

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: BIOTCH IM NOT DONE

You: sometimes u act more gay than me smh

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: WELL MAYBE I AM GAY BUT JUST LIKE GIRLS

You: that doesn't make sense

You: unless ur trans too

You: WHICH I WILL SUPPORT U ON BECAUSE I DON'T DISCRIMINATE

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: YEAH I WANNA DRESS UP IN DRESSES AND MAKEUP

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: DO IT ALL THE TIME IN MY SPARE TIME

You: bruh can I join u

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: sure bruh just hop in the boot

You: ok

You: *hops in boot*

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: *kills you*

You: wow thanks

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: np buddy

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball: :)

im so bothered with this book no one reads lmao