Styles1993: I had a weird dream about you
You: you dream about me XD
You: ;)
Styles1993: Not like that!
You: what happened
Styles1993: So you were actually a superhero and I was in the fire but you decided you didn't want to help me so you went to save some bunny but then it bit you and you turned into bunny man. But then a huge hare came and was like, I don't like bunnies, so you must die. And he killed you so I chased after him and he ate me up but you were inside his stomach too so we threw a party but then he ate a building and it crushed you and I suddenly ended up in the supermarket with my mum and we were doing groceries and I was begging for her to buy skittles but she didn't so I started crying.
Styles1993: That was the dream
You: uhhhhh
You: what the fuck did I just read
A/N SHOUT OUT TO YOU _Smol-Bean_
Styles1993: This is the real me!
You: why are we friends again?
Styles1993: Because I'm awesome
You: no
You: ur not
Styles1993: Why not :(
You: your adorable not awesome, theres a difference
Styles1993: Just like there's a difference between you're and your*
You: fuck me
Styles1993: Noooooo
You: rejected
You: I WANNA FUCK SOMEONE
Styles1993: Fuck Harry then.
You: NO
Styles1993: OK
Styles1993: You can't fuck me sorry
You: why would I want to fuck you u 90 year old virgin
Styles1993: EXCUSE YOUR MANNERS YOUNG MAN
You: im sorry
You: I WANNA FUCK SOMEONE HELP
Styles1993: Wtf is wrong with you.
You: IDK IM A HORNY OLD TEENAGER
Styles1993: How can you be old and a teenager
You: IN THE 90BC ERA 18 WOULD BE ANCIENT
You: wait
You: GET IT ANCIENT COZ ITS BC!
You: HAHAHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!
Styles1993: That was not funny at all
You: WELL FUCK YOU
Styles1993: I KNOW YOU'RE HORNY BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME
You: shut up
You: u know what im gonna text harry coz hed appreciate my horniness
Styles1993: NO HE WONT
You: wanna bet
Styles1993: SURE
You: ok so if you win I'll stop taking out my horniness on you
You: and if I win, you show a pic of you
Styles1993: NO
You: fine
You: FUCJKKKKK MEEEEE IM SO HORNY
Styles1993: FINE ILL DO IT!
Styles1993: JUST STOP!
You: good boy
You: ill check if he wanna appreciate my horniness
Styles1993: Good luck with that
1 New Message
Lame Potato: YO!
You: HARRY IM HORNY
You: DO YOU APPRECIATE MY HORNINESS COZ HORTON SAYS U DON'T BUT I THINK YOU DO
Lame Potato: uhhhhh no I don't appreciate it
You: WHATTTTTT
You: HAHRRRY
You: DID YOU DIE>
You: fine Horton wins
Styles1993: So did I win?
You: fuck you
You: yeah u did Horton
Styles1993: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Styles1993: Horton is always right
You: im gonna go cry now
Styles1993: Have fun!
Styles1993: You're not actually crying are you?
You: no wtf
Styles1993: Sorry! I just thought....
You: ur weird Horton
You: OMG
You: UR NAME SHOULD BE HORNY HORTON
You: HAHAHAHAHAH
Styles1993: Nope
Styles1993: Nope
Styles1993: Bye
You: NO HORNY HORTON
You: don't leave me :(
You: fine
You: be like that
You: hmph
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im writing so much omfg
Double update? Surprise?!
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Identity || Larry Stylinson (A.U)
FanfictionIn which a boy refuses to send a picture of himself to another kik user but then is in for a surprise in the real world.
