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Styles1993: How's life in the hood?

You: wtf

Styles1993: Isn't that what the cool kids say now?

You: uhm no

Styles1993: Are you #triggered?

You: what r u doing

Styles1993: Trying to trigger the triggered.

You: u need help

Styles1993: Well at least I'm not shook like you.

You: stop

You: u need to learn the 3 G's

Styles1993: Which are?

You: Get off facebook

You: Get on Instagram

You: Get a life

Styles1993: Well at least I know how to punctuate correctly.

You: r u sure

Styles1993: Yes I am.

Styles1993: Btw do you know this guy, Zayn?

You: uh I know a zayn but we've only met once, maybe not the same one

Styles1993: Hmm...

Styles1993: I'll add him.

You: ok

Styles1993 added Zayn to the chat.

Zayn: haz did u add me again

You: wtf who's haz

Styles1993: His nickname for me.

Zayn: yup

You: so ur name's harry

Styles1993: No.

Zayn: yes

Styles1993: Shut it Zayn.

Zayn: why

Styles1993: You know why.

You: confused af

Zayn: OH RIGHT

Zayn: His name is Horton

You: HORTON

You: HORTTOOOON

Styles1993: Wtf Zayn.

Zayn: but I thought....

Styles1993: Why would you tell him my name?

You: hello Horton

Styles1993: Shut up.

Styles1993: Don't call me that.

Styles1993: Just call me Haz if u like

You: na thanks Horton

Zayn: lmao np for the help haz XD

Zayn: who r u even btw

You: the name's Louis

Zayn: oH WEVE MET ONCE

You: AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE WITH MY MUM

Zayn: and then u ran away

You: u were too hot ;)

Zayn: lmao ikr

Styles1993: Guys stop making me feel awkward... :(

You: aw poor Horton is jealouis

Styles1993: Shut up.

Zayn: u say that a lot

Styles1993: Shut up.

You: he didn't even deny that he was jealouis

Zayn: wtf is jealouis?

You: when the jealousy has anything to do with Louis, it is jealouis

Zayn: that was an awful pun

You: ur face is an awful pun

Zayn: My face is amazayn, don't deny it

You: tru

You: unlike ur puns

Zayn: That's inzayn, my puns are great!

You: NO MY PUNS ARE FABULOUIS

Styles1993: Marvelouis

You: shush Horton, we are battling

Styles1993: Fine.

You: Hey I would have waved if you weren't such a beach.

Zayn: Too bad because I sea you wouldn't have anyways

You: Water you saying? :O

Zayn: Seariously, do you not understand?

You: Are you shore you're not mentally retarded?

Zayn: that's offensive, go walk the plankton

You: I fish you would just give up now.

Zayn: im gonna krill you in this pun battle

You: Your jokes miss the porpoise

Zayn: Last one each, don't be crabby.

You: Ok, I just FINished

You: HORTON WHO WON

Styles1993: *drum roll*

Styles1993: Louis smashed you Zayn.

Styles1993: Congrats Louis. Zayn get a life.

Zayn: wtf u bias piece of shit

Zayn: demand a rematch

Styles1993: Oops gotta Zayn!

Styles1993 left the chat

Zayn: what....

Zayn: wtf does gotta zayn mean?

You: uhhhh

You: OOPS GOTTA ZAYN!

You left the chat.

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