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You: sorry

Styles1993: Where were you? You didn't reply for a week. :(

You: just somewhere

Styles1993: Oh ok. Privacy. ;)

You: not rlly but we can call it that

Styles1993: Ok.

You: did you know that cashews come from a fruit

Styles1993: Well that was random.

You: DID YOU KNOW THAT CASHEWS COME FROM A FRUIT

Styles1993: What is happening. :O

You: CASHEWS CASHEWS FR-FR-FR-FRUIT

Styles1993: You're scaring me. :,(

You: DID YOU KNOW THAT!??????

Styles1993: No! :)

You: wait

You: do u know that song

Styles1993: That was a song?

You: yes....

Styles1993: Then no. I didn't.

You: but u said no

Styles1993: Because I didn't know that cashews came from a fruit.

You: but no was the next lyric of the song

Styles1993: Oh.

Styles1993: Well, it's a pretty valid response.

You: true....

You: and it's ok styles dude nobody blames you

Styles1993: About what?

You: most people dont know the truth about the cashew

You: But now you do so next time you go to the playground have everybody gather 'round and tell them what your good friend Louis has taught you

Styles1993: Um... what playground?

You: TELLL EMMMMM

Styles1993: Ok! I will! God. XD

You: Ok good.

Styles1993: Are you done now?

You: yes, yes i am

Styles1993: Ok finally.

You: your a little angel arent you

You: not appreciating my singing capabilities

Styles1993: You're**

You: dont be such a grammar nazi

Styles1993: That's rude. A lot of people lost their lives in that war. You shouldn't joke about it.

You: wut

Styles1993: ಠ_ಠ

You: ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

Styles1993: PUT THE POOR TABLE DOWN!

You: ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Styles1993: Good. :D

You: now im sad :(

Styles1993: But the table is in peace and everyone else is too so suck it up.

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