Identity || Larry Stylinson (A.U)

t h i r t y - f o u r

"It's Christmas!" I yell, opening the door to my apartment to see Niall and Liam doing, I presume, yoga on my floor. "What the hell guys."

They must have asked my mum for the extra key and lied that I let them in like last time.

Right now they are in the middle of a downward dog pose with their butts sticking out towards our faces and I can't help but laugh. "Uh guys, can you get out of my house?"

"Merry Christmas to you to fucktard." Niall says, getting out of his awkward position and sitting cross-legged on the floor facing me. Liam follows along.

"Why are you even in my house in the first place?' I ask them.

"This weirdo wanted to celebrate the joy of Christmas with you." Liam says sarcastically, giving us jazz hands when he said 'joy.'

Niall huffs. "Well at least I wasn't the one who suggested yoga."

"You liked it though." Liam says back and they start bickering like some old married couple.

Harry and I decide that we shouldn't get caught up in their old people's disease and walk down the corridor and into my room so we don't disturb them.

And no, not like that, you sicko. Even though I wouldn't mind that.

Don't tell anyone.

"Louis?" Harry asks while we sit on the bed. I look up and raise an eyebrow. "I love you."

My heart bursts into tiny rainbow pieces as I reply, "I love you more."

"I love you the most!" Harry says, crossing his arms stubbornly. 2 can play at this game.

"I will always love you 1% more!" I say, hoping that it'll be a victory.

Harry frowns at me and pouts his lip. He leans in and kisses my lips for a short split second. "Nope!"

"Yup!" I say and copy his actions, brushing my lips onto his.

I anticipate that Harry's going to try to kiss me back to win, so I quickly cover my mouth with my hand. However, Harry laughs, knowing that he's stronger than me and easily pries my hand away from my face while I struggle, god knows how much, to try and not let him move it.

"Nope!" Harry says, planting a kiss on my lips before I can move my hand back. I huff and Harry covers his own mouth, knowing that he's stronger than me.

I then think of a master plan.

I quickly go and tickle the sides of his stomach and Harry goes ballistic. Who would have known he's this ticklish.

"I love you more!" I say, still tickling him.

"N...No... Haha." He says, laughing his head off. "Stop –l-Louis...Bwhahaha."

"Say that I love you more and I'll stop." I demand and Harry shakes his head through his laughter. Just for that, I tickle him even more.

"Fine! Fine! You love me more." He says and I stop tickling him.

"Good frog." I say, patting his head. He frowns at me and I'm about the kiss him when the door swings open.

"Can you guys keep your fucking 'noises' down. We can hear you from all the way across the house and we've both got the doors closed." Niall says and I blush, even though we weren't doing anything.

"It's my house you know." I clarify and Niall scoffs, rolling his eyes.

"I don't give a fuck, shut up. We're trying to do meditation and we can't concentrate with your girly giggles in the background."

"Ok ok! Bye you sexist leprechaun." I say as Niall starts walking off.

"Later short kid." He says, walking away before I can even respond and argue that I'm actually not that much shorter than average and he's only a few centimetres taller than me.

"I'm not small." I huff and Harry laughs at me.

"Whatever you say small hedgehog." Harry teases and I stick my tongue out at him. "Very mature."

"Shut up giant frog."

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You: HORTON IM BORED, HARRY WENT TO THE SHOPS TO BUY PIZZA, MAKE ME UNBORED

Styles1993: HORTON IS HERE TO THE RESCUE

Styles1993: The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was very tense

You: I TAKE IT BACK

Styles1993: What did the volcano say to his true love?

Styles1993: I lava you

You: Horton no

You: BAD HORTON

Styles1993: What do you call a bagel that can fly

Styles1993: A plain bagel

You: fml

Styles1993: My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

Styles1993: You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

You: GREAT PUNS NOW?

Styles1993: I went to the zoo the other day

You: so did I with harry

Styles1993: There was only one dog and the rest of it was empty

Styles1993: It was a Shih Tzu

You: u have ruined that date forever

Styles1993: Where do animals go when they lose their tails

Styles1993: the retail shop

You: oh shit

You: there goes my will to live

Styles1993: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Styles1993: Because the P is silent

You: and there goes my hope in humanity

Styles1993: What is Forrest Gump's password?

You: chocolate

Styles1993: 1Forrest1

You: Have u seen Forrest Gump, your joke was not better than that

Styles1993: What do you call a cow with no legs

Styles1993: ground beef

Styles1993: A magician was driving down a street, then he turned into a driveway

You: OK U CAN STOP NOW

Styles1993: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college

Styles1993: Bison

You: Knock knock

Styles1993: Who's there?

You: Horton

Styles1993: Horton who

You: NO it's Horton hears a WHO?

Styles1993: That was shit

You: WELL IM SORRY

Styles1993: GTG NOW

You: WAS MY JOKE REALLY THAT BAD

Styles1993: YUP, IM WALKING AWAY NOW

You: FINE BE LIKE THAT

Styles1993: BYE FAIL JOKER

You: SEE U ROOD BITCH

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5 more chapters until the sequel?!!!!!