"I dare you to go into that library and make a whole rant about how books are a trap placed by the government to persuade people to think in a certain way." Harry says and my mouth drops open as I drop my smoothie on the table, making sure it didn't fall over.
I shake my head. "How the fuck did you come up with that?" I ask and he shrugs as I sigh and pick up my wallet and put it in my pocket. "Fine, but you're going down next round."
"As you command master!" Harry says, not realising how dirty it sounds until I burst out laughing. "Ew pervert, get in there and rant." He says, shoving me towards the library.
"Ok! I'm going! God." I yell at him running into the book store.
I look outside and see Harry watching me, concealing the sound of a huge bubble of laughter from behind the glass doors. I sigh and take a deep breath before beginning.
"Citizens of London who have chosen to drop their daily routines to come to this library, I ask you to take a moment and listen to what I have to say!" I begin, yelling and instantly regretting accepting this dare.
There's no use stopping now since I've got their attention, so I continue.
"You have all fallen for the great persuasion of the government, who have fooled you into believing what they like. These books are written with such a captivating form of writing to trick your brain into reading more, trapping you into the government's brain-washing ideas cycle. They are ensuring that you, people of this world, are taught to behave in a certain way, and without this, that you will be punished!"
A woman quickly runs up to me. "Sir, please quiet down, this is a library and we have a strict, quiet talking only policy."
"Nonsense! See! You have been tricked by the government to believe that a library should be quiet but in reality 99% of people study better with a bottle of whisky and a loud party in the background! You are all brain-washed!" I continue, really getting into the spirit, but trying very hard not to laugh.
"Sir, if you don't leave now, I will have to call security." The woman says and I conceal a laugh from arising from my throat and shake my head.
"Of course! I shall leave now and let you all get brainwashed by society. Don't complain to me when you all drop dead like flies!" I say and make a very extravagant exit out of the library, running out and to Harry.
I slap him lightly in the face and sit down, laughing my head off along with him.
"You were so into that role, oh my god." Harry says while clutching his stomach from the amount that he's laughing. I can't help but laugh along, just as much, because it was honestly priceless to see everyone's confused faces.
"I've done a lot of role playing." I say winking. "In the bedroom."
Harry spits out his smoothie everywhere and looks at me with the most disgusted look I've ever seen on his face. "You're probably still a virgin." I blush.
"That's between me, myself and I." I say, trying to sound a bit more confident.
After a few more minutes talking, Harry finds a friend from his old school in some other cafeteria in the shopping centre, so he ends up ditching me for a few minutes. I sigh and take out my phone.
You: yo Horton do u hear the who?
Styles1993: Get a life Louis. Don't you have anything else to do apart from text me?
You: ur my life rn
Styles1993: How romantic!
Styles1993: What about the Harry dude?
Styles1993: And the other guy you like?
You: eh they've ditched me
Styles1993: Aw. :(
Styles1993: You can hang out with me!
You: ik but u seem to be busy lol
Styles1993: Nah, I'm not.
Styles1993: Plus! You're much more fun to talk to than this guy next to me.
You: well I feel privileged
You: is he ur side hoe :(
Styles1993: Nah, I can never replace my main hoe. ;)
You: AWWW THANKS!
Styles1993: Not you... KFC is my main hoe.
You: :(
You: b...but
Styles1993: Just kidding, you're my main hoe.
You: THANKS BAE!
Styles1993: No problem main hoe. :D
You: btw I think I decided who im gonna ask out
Styles1993: Oooo....
You: I feel as though they'd make more stable and safe relationship
Styles1993: That's always good!
You: im just scared
Styles1993: Who did you chose?
You: ill tell u later, if it goes well
You: otherwise I will cry internally and complain to u
Styles1993: Wow, I feel so loved!
You: u should
You: because ur getting the TOMMOS ATTENTION
You: which is very hard to get coz short attention spans
Styles1993: Omg, is this what it feels like to be blessed!?
You: yes
You: sherbet
Styles1993: Sherbet?
You: yes
You: sherbet
Styles1993: Ok!
Styles1993: Sherbet.
You: THAT'S MY THING U PEASANT!
Styles1993: Ok! Not sherbet!
You: sherbet
Styles1993: What would you do if they said yes to u btw?
You: in the unlikely possibility...
You: I'd dANCE AROUND IN A POOL OF SHERBET
Styles1993: Oh....
Styles1993: Sounds.... Interesting
You: IT'S NOT JUST INTERESTING HORTON
You: IT'S AWARD WINNING!!!
Styles1993: Oh my!
You: ;)
Styles1993: Gtg!
You: awwww don't leave me son!
Styles1993: Sorry!
You: BYEEEEEEEE HORTONNNN
You: horny Horton
You: niall horny horAN
Styles1993: Uh... ok... bye?
You: see ya!
Styles1993: Peace!
im updating so much nowadays......
coz larry ;)
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Identity || Larry Stylinson (A.U)
FanfictionIn which a boy refuses to send a picture of himself to another kik user but then is in for a surprise in the real world.
