Charmed I'm Sure (MBV & Charmed crossover)

Conversation in Jess and Beth's Brains

written by me and MidnightFox69

JESS IS BOLD BETH IS NOT

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH start responding you vampire bitch. Love you tho

Lol I will kill you tho

So will I

Dis is why we are friendz 

That and I saved you from my brothers trying to vanquish you when you became a vamp.

Thanks for that by the way I never did thank you for that. Always remember that I would sell you to satan for a corn chip.

As would I my dear friend, So how are things with Ethan -nudge nudge-

Idk we don't talk much.

MMMHHHHHMMMMMMM sure i can see through your thick ass lies

But ...hehe I said butt... anyways It's true we don't talk that much because he's always with Benny

Mmmmmmmm Benny, i think i might be in love with him

You don't think you know you are. I see the way you look at him it's the same way you look at food with this weird lust

Mmmmmmmm food, I'm hungry...

Damnit Jess! Stay on track! I'll buy you some food later

You know I love our telepathic chats

Yeah but's it mostly about food,Benny and Ethan nothing productive

Ok, well Aunt Paige told me there was a problem with a Lazarus Demon in Whitechapel. We could work on this

Nah I'm lazy 

Bitch..

I am a girl -Flips hair-

You stupid immortal girl

I might be stupid but at least I can run faster than you

Until I write a spell that can make me as fast as you

I don't think you're smart enough to do that because you stare at frozen juice cans because they say, 'concentrate'.

Oh really?

Go on Jess shock me, say something intelligent.

Lazarus Demons are rare high-level demons with telekinetic and resurrective powers, along with the ability to transport themselves through ashes. These demons usually work for whom or what had resurrected them. They grow stronger the longer they are released. Lazarus Demons are hot-tempered and unreliable, and especially hard to vanquish as the only way to prevent them from resurrecting is to bury their remains in a cemetery.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Who is the demon expert with a book of shadows? ME

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? Because I did and they tasted like chicken! It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

YES I DID, THEY WERE YUMMY, Mom was very worried, she used a spell to make me throw them up

Earth is full. Go home!

You're the one that can survive in space!

Jess I just realized you are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Jess! They need you!

I did NOT let you read my thoughts to be disrespected like this. I will stake you woman!

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

... Jess.exe has stopped working.

Hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.

Rebooting when Beth gets a actual brain

What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me... dis is why we are friendz

Yep we are so nice to each other :) 

YEPPP

I think we should get back and check on everyone. Just to make sure no one has died.

Yeah only Grams knows what those idiots, minus Erica and Sarah, has done.

GUIDED SPIRITS HEAR OUR PLEA, REVERSE THIS MAGIC, LET IT BE!!

~end~

HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND THERE WILL BE A CHAPTER ABOUT WHAT THE GANG DID WHILE THIS WHAT HAPPENING!!! JESS OUT!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII