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Ibassedyourmum: I'm never spending the night at Tyler and Josh's house again

Mikey: Whyyyyyyy it's 4 am dude

Ibassedyourmum: THEY FUCKING RN AND IM IN THEOTHER ROOM

Ibassedyourmum: TYLER NEEDS A FUCKING GAG FOR GODS SAKE

Pickle: HAHAHAHHAAGHAH AHAHGAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHJRMRLCMDMSOCNFKDIFJRJJE

Frnk: Dallon... you... can't just out a screamer on Kik that he's on

Ibassedyourmum: I do what i want I actually wanted sleep

TrickIsShit: I...

TrickIsShit: Pete why did you wake me up to read this I know Tyler is loud ok

Pickle: FUCK MDKENDJFJEK

Ibassedyourmum: This isn't funny

Pickle: This is so Funny

Ibassedyourmum: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP THE PAIN AWAY OKAY

Mikey: Pain...?

Pickle: Mikey, Sherlock aired today what do you think he's in pain for

Mikey: Oh yea

Mikey: Gerard and frank drank their pain away from it already

TrickIsShit: And frank?

Mikey: Oh yea.... frank is lowkey passed out on our couch rn

Blobo: That should be me

Mikey: No

Blobo: THAT SHOULD BE ME DRINKING YOUR BEER

Blobo: THAT SHOULD BE ME TRIPPIN THOSE STAIRS

Pickle: FUCKING STOP

Blobo: THAT SHOULD BE ME SMOKIN YOUR WEEEEEEED

Blobo: THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEE

Mikey: Kys

Cats: If my phone bings one more time I s2g

Ibassedyourmum: If Tyler screams one more time I'm murdering both of you

Cats: I know what it sounds like but we weren't actually fucking

Pickle: O rlly

TrickIsShit: Oh

TylerYoseph: It's called Mario Card you noobs

Ibassedyourmum: THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE MARIO SCREAMING TYLER I HERD MOANS

TylerYoseph: ITS MY TATIC TO THROW JOSH OFF

Cats: It works

Cats: A lot

Cats: A.... lot....

Ibassedyourmum: To much information

Blobo: Boner alert

Blobo: Bone that boi

Cats: Brendon..... stop

Blobo: Got it

TrickIsShit: I'm to tired for this

Pickle: Noooooo stay awaaaaaaake

Mikey: Wait wait

Mikey: Are YOU two sleeping in the same bed

TrickIsShit: I'm on a blow up mattress because Joe wouldn't give up the couch

Blobo: We all know what he does to that couch am I rite

Cats: Joe isn't you Brendon he doesn't fuck couches

Pickle: You'd think with all the ass you get you wouldn't have to fuck them

Blobo: IT WAS TWO TIMES STOP IT

Mikey: Two times, that we know of

Gewawd: It's 5 am shut the fuck up you utter cocks

Pickle: Someone's crabby

Blobo: Can you feel me NOW mr crabs

Cats: Brendon at one point: "shit I have crabs"

Mikey: Honestly

TylerYoseph: I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready  😉😛

Cats: 🍑

Blobo: I DONTHAVE ANY SEX SHIT

TylerYoseph: Lies

Blobo: Think of the name CRUSTY cab

Pickle: Please no

Blobo: That's one crusty....

Mikey: Please stop

Blobo: Dick

Blobo: Crusty D

Blobo: That's a crusty d

Pickle: Stop.

Gewawd: I'm going to fucking kill you all if you keep making my phone buzz

Mikey: Turn it off

Gewawd: IM GONNA FUCKING TURN YOUR LIFE OFF

Blobo: God FUCKING DAMN

Mikey: Square up bitch

Mikey: FUCK HE SLAMED OPEN HIS DOOR SO FAST

Pickle: You dead

Cats: No one piss off a sleepy Gerard

Frnk: I hear Mikey screaming should I wake up or go back to sleep

Blobo: It's all cool sleep bby frank

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