I Hate Being A Adult Someone Hold Me While I Sob

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(This chapter is a little all over the place I'm super high right now like honestly I probably shouldn't be writing while under the ifluence of the blessed Mariana. Legalize Mariana. Local pizza lovers need it.) ((next day: .......why...))

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Blobo: Don't know what should do today...

Pickle: Well figure it out I'm bored. So bored I'm having a tough time typing and might actual make real conversation in real time because we are two feet away.

Frnk: Me

Blobo: We could drop acid, go shopping or get my haircut

Sarah: Their better not be acid coming anywhere near your fingers or I'll cut them off

Air: I'll do the same to you Pete

Pickle: Well in that case... we can go shopping

Blobo: Yea probably a better idea...

Ry: I'm down. I'll drop acid.

Tyler: Ryan honey no.

Ry: Losers what about shrooms?

Blobo: I'm SO DOWN

Ibassedyourmum: LAST TIME YOU TWO DID SHROOMS RYAN RIPPED THE PLASTIC ABOVE THE AIR CONDITIONER OFF AND ENDED UP RIPPING THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER OFF. BRENDON THOUGHT SOMEONE PUT BABY CHICKS IN RYANS HOUSE. AND HE TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF MY CAR ON THE INTERSTATE

Jenna: Can't you guys be normal and not drop acid and well everything else.

Gewawd: But that's no fun! Being high is amazing

Frnk: Coming from a old crack head i worry about you

Gewawd: Bitch I'm clean and I have been and I will be

Pickle:Remember that one time we got Dallon to take 5 hits off a gravity bong and he puked on Ryan's head!

Blobo: YES BITCH I DO

Ry: Don't forget Tyler took 2 hits and tripped into the fire

Cats: That scared the shit out of me

Tyler: Don't bring back repressed memories.

Jenna: I learn a new thing everyday

Ibassedyourmum: I'm still sorry Ryan I honestly don't remember doing that

Ry: It's okay

Pickle: I miss our old camping trips

Sarah: I never expected to see the words "camping trips" come from Pete Wentz

Pickle: I know it's surprising isn't it?

Blobo: Babe it was so great. Just two days in the woods getting super stoned and eating, and swimming while we weren't high y'know.

Cats: I hated it sometimes

Air: Buzz kill

Cats: No no not because I wouldn't have any phone service because Ryan and Brendon

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