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Ryo: I regret going to Fifty Shades Darker yesterday
Tyobro: And why is that
Ryo: Because we went out drinking and I am naked
in his bed.
Pickle: OH SHIT
Gewawd: I saw that coming from a mile away
Ryo: Well I didn't
Ryo: I remember chatting up a guy in a gay bar and he got jealous and now I'm NAKED in HIS bed FUCK
PatrickStumpIsASlut: Why did you tell us before you know putting pants on
Ryo: I think they are in the living room
Ibassedyourmum: Definitely not sitting on that couch again
Ryo: Ya no don't...
Cats: Well I mean hey at lest you got laid last night
Pickle: I mean I got laid too but you don't see me typing that out
Frnk: You just did
Breezy: Pete you've been very not whory in awhile
Pickle: Don't whore shame me
Pickle: Whore shame Brendon
Ryo: She's got a point you don't just fuck anything like Brendon
Frnk: Because Brendon's the dog
Mikey: That's not the way to help your case
Ryo: Who was worthy of getting in Petes pants
Frnk: I can only think of one person
Keeeeeeeennnny: Patrick wasn't in the dorm last night
PatrickStumpIsASlut: Thanks Kenneth
Cats: Is... everyone fucking their ex's!?
Pickle: Apparently but like....
Pickle: Lowkey got back together with Patrick
Cats: What the fuck WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Pickle: Like the day after Brendon fucked him because I was pretty jealous
PatrickStumpIsASlut: Very jealous
Pickle: Yea very
Blobo: See I can do good
Cats: Not really
Blobo: Shhhhh Joshua
Blobo: I kinda just made Ryan run into the wall and I didn't even mean to
Ryo: Shut your whore mouth
Frnk: It's true
Blobo: That hurt
Blobo: I said "dat ass damn" and he ran into it
Ryo: Thanks for putting my life on the chat
Pickle: Hey Brendon
Blobo: Hey Pete
Pickle: You ever gonna fucking stop having sex and get a fucking relationship with that girl you're interested in?
Blobo: Oh I donno like she's hot and really fucking sweet. I don't know if we will mix y'know
Mikey: You are the most confusing human being
Cats: What ever do you mean Mikey? He just fucked his ex that he hates with a passion because they started fighting everyday until they broke up which meant they really hurt each other and has a chance at a great relationship with a wonderful girl but would rather fuck the pain of being alone away instead of being loved
Blobo: Okay that hurt
Frnk: The truth hurts sometimes
Mikey: Hurts like how you can fit the entire state of Texas up your ass?
Gewawd: What the fUCK
Frnk: My ass isn't that big thank you
Frnk: Gerard's is
Mikey left the chat
Gewawd: It ISNT BTW
Breezy: I worry about every last one of you
Blobo: I don't fuck the pain away
Cats: You sure about that
Blobo: Yes that is the only thing I'm sure of
Ibassedyourmum: So are you gonna finally call Sarah?
Blobo: Uh
Ryo: CALL THE GIRL YOU DUMB BITCH GOD DAMN IT YOU HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE AT HAPPINESS
Fence: When the ex has to step in
Breezy: Kiss the girl
Breezy: I don't want to be the only female in this chat and if anyone says "ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER" will get their balls destroyed by my foot
Tyobro: I wonder if you can kick harder then landing on a sign
Ibassedyourmum: Wanna test that out for us
Tyobro: Not at all thanks
Gewawd: Do you even still have nuts after that
Tyobro: I'm still not sure....
Cats: It's sooooooo bruised still
PatrickStumpIsASlut: Tyler should change his name to purpleballs
Blobo: I second that
Tyobro changed their name to Purpleballs
Breezy: Really guys.
Gewawd: Oh man Mikey is gonna be really confused when we add him back on
Pickle: I'm fucking dead how THE hell did you land so hard you are bruised
Purpleballs: The alcoholic beverages helped
Ibassedyourmum: I will never forget that
Blobo: To bad I was IN A FUCKING COP CAR SO I DIDNT SEE THIS
PatrickStumpIsASlut: You are the one who ran naked
Blobo: All thanks to that stupid shit
Purpleballs: You're welcome
Blobo: Fuck you
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This took me awhile to write I'm sorry for the longer wait. If anyone's seeing Panic in Boise Idaho I'll be there... being a lonely dumbass that I am
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