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Air: PETE IS DUMB SOMEONE TELL HIM BIRTH CONTROL DOESNT PROTECT AGAINST STD'S
Pickle: WELL ITS NOT JUST TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE DOESNT GET PREGNANT
Air: NO ITS NOT JUST FOR THAT BUT ITS NOT FOR STD'S
Ibassedyourmum: Birth Control does not protect against std's.
Jenna: He's the smart one and I agree
Gewawd: Why are two gay men talking about birth control?
Pickle: I was talking about how std's and yea
Sarah: Yea so birth control doesn't help that
Sarah: Dumbass
Pickle: God damn
Ry: Brendon likes his lovers to keep it real
Blobo: That's why we didn't work out
Ry: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU TYPED THAT FAST
Tyler: OH MY
Frnk: HahahhahaHAAHA
Cats: Do see taste that Tyler?
Tyler: Taste what?
Cats: I can taste the saltyness in the air
Ibassedyourmum: Condoms help against std's
Pickle: Thanks dad
Ibassedyourmum: Welcome son
Pickle: Does dad use a condom mom?
Breezy: Go to your room
Pickle: Okay.... Patrick's in there anyway
Air: DO NOT COME IN HERE
Tyler: You two were arguing over texts?
Pickle: PATRICK THE FUCK
Air: Get out.
Pickle: WHY ON MY BED THO???
Air: I'm waiting.
Ry: This doesn't sound wrong.
Air: I'm dying my hair stfu
Keeeeeeeennnny: Do you guys always text in the chat instead of talking?
Tyler: Honestly it's a habit we've formed
Blobo: Back to the std's you could just look before y'know?
Mikey: What...
Blobo: Sometimes ya gotta inspect it before you inject it
Air: HOLD ON. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Breezy: JESUS YOU NEED JESUS BRENDON
Cats: TYLER PLEASE MAKE A RAP
Tyler: ON IT
Tyler: To all my homos. I've got one thing to say.... about sex. Inspect it before you inject it. When it's to small you gotta respect it. When it's a micro you gotta elect it. Then you're qualified to reject it. Sometimes you gotta protect it. When it's not safe to inject it. When you get older you need a pill to erect it... Word. (My first time ever writing a rap.)
Blobo: TYLER WHAT THE FUCK.
Cats: HAHAHAHAHHA
Cats:I LOVE YOU
Jenna: Tyler WHY
Pickle: I PISSED MYSELF ON THE ELECT IT PART I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THAT SALTY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
Tyler: I'm always salty about Donald Trump.
Cats: If you ever want Tyler's boner to go away just mention that dick bag
Ibassedyourmum: Ew Josh why
Cats: HE HAD A MASSIVE ERECTION WHILE WE WERE EATING WITH MY PATENTS AND HE COULDNT GET IT TO GO AWAY SO I LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED "NAKED DONALD TRUMP RUBBING FAKE TAN OVER HIS BODY" AND IT WENT AWAY
Tyler: Legit almost puked in my mouth
Jenna: EW
Frnk: That would make any erection go down
Air: Please stop talking about this
Pickle: Patrick had one on the plane ride home and I decided to tell him that many dogs die everyday
Pickle: He looked up at me with the saddest eyes I have ever seen on him
Air: PUPPIES PETE PUPPIES DIE
Pickle: Yes honey I know
Gewawd: DONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THIS PETE WENTZ YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
Pickle: So bad 😜
Blobo: ME
Blobo: OW SARAH
Blobo: GOD DAMN IT
Blobo: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Sarah: I knew what you were thinking Brendon I'm not stupid.
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Some people had trump flags on their car and I wanted to d i e
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The Gay Kik Chat 2 ((2ND OF 3 BOOKS))
FanficThree years later and the Kik group has grown up. Well.... in a sense they have. Real life took over and sadly one by one the chat got silent. Even if the chat was no longer in use, they all secretly still kept the app. WILL RELATIONSHIPS STILL BE I...