101 Heart Failures

17- Flirty Quotes

Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing: Come back to me and forgive everything.
- Moulin Rouge

I lost my bed, can I sleep in yours?

When I look into your eyes, I find everything I need.

Me: Hey love, Are you Jealous? She: Nope.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Than kiss me.
Her: GO KISS THAT B!TCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FB!

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches.

A guy like you should be tagged with a warning.

You are my boyfriend. I expect when you see me walking - Sneak me up and hug my waist from behind.. When I'm scared, Protect me.. When I tell you a secret.. keep it safe and untold.. Be with me always!

Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone perfect because you ignore all their faults.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

What is so hard, long, and has cum in it? A cucumber!

B.R.A. and B.A.R. - have same alphabets, both are drinking zones and have restriction time of closing and opening. Both, When open, drive men crazy!

I am lost in your eyes.

You are so romantic. You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions. I need you always.

Girls are greedy, They want everything from the same man. Boys are so simple, They want the same thing from every girl.

Within you, I lose myself. But without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Having that kind of love is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

Each time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever!

While you were sleeping, I figured out everything, I was constructed for you, and you were molded for me.

I feel too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% FEELINGS.

Easy way to get laid: First go and lay on bed. Wait 30 minutes. Lay becomes past tense.

Lets flip the coin. Heads.. you are mine. Tails.. I am your. :-)

You can feel that she gets jealous, She gets mad, She gets worried, She gets curious, But that's only because she cares for you.

Shouldn't you be in my room having cup of coffee?