I change into a new shirt from my bag since Carson decided to pee on his own dad. I changed into a Celtics shirt.
Me: That's better.
Halee: It's still funny. And it'll happen a lot more.
Me: Greeeeeaaaat. I still love him though.
I take him from my wife. He wakes up and cries.
Halee: I just put him to sleep babe.
She says aggravated.
Me: I'm sorry.
I sit in the chair and I put his pacifier in his mouth. A couple minutes later he's back to sleep. The nurse brings Halee's dinner. It looks like slop. Then the nurse leaves.
Halee: I'm NOT eating that.
Me: But you're eating. What do you want?
Halee: I just want sleep.
Me: Fine but you're eating later.
I get up and kiss her. She falls asleep fast and I put Carson in his crib. I sneak over to a Subway in the hospital and order her favorite sub with a slushy.
Cashier: I wrote my number on the receipt. I can't believe I actually met THE Jordan Knight.
I crumble the receipt.
Me: I'm married.
Cashier: Mm.
I walk out and go back to the room. And Halee is awake with Carson. I hold up the Subway.
Me: I got you this.
I set it up for her and she happily eats it.
Halee: I love you so much.
She says with her mouth full halfway done.
Me: Damn girl you were hungry. But I love you too beautiful.
Just then Carson starts crying. I pick him up and I feel something on my arm. I look down and it's not #1 but #2.
Me: Oh. My. God.
I put the baby down back in his crib, I wipe my arm off while gagging, then I clean Carson up and put him in pajamas. Halee: You're such a good dad.
She says holding the baby.
Me: And you're a good mom.
I kiss her cheek.
Halee: Boy you need to shave. You're cutting me.
Me: Nope. I like my facial hair.
Halee: I mean, you do look sexy. But it hurts.
Me: It's my weapon.
Halee: Who else are you kissing?!
Donnie and Maddie walk in.
Donnie: Me.
He winks and smacks my butt.
Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH.
I back away.
Donnie: Maurice wants us to leave Sunday.
Me: What?! Seriously?! We literally just had a baby. That's three days away.
I say loudly and pissed off. Which wakes Carson up and he fusses.
Halee: Carson won't get any sleep if you keep screaming.
Me: I'm sorry it's just..why now?
Donnie: He said Halee, Maddie, and the baby can go.
Halee: I don't know if I want to take Carson on tour. He's a baby.
Me: Please? He'll be fine. The boys and I will help out.
Halee: Fine.
I start dancing in excitement. And the doctor walks in.
Doctor: Uh, sir?
Me: Huh? Oh sorry.
Doctor: You can leave Saturday evening since you're doing so well.
Me: Just in time for tour!
Doctor: J-J-JORDAN KNIGHT?! AHHHH. OH MY GOD. PLEASE SIGN MY CLIPBOARD.
Me: Um.. okay. Sure. And what name do I put?
I sign my name.
Doctor: James Oliver.
Me: Here you go.
Then a crowd of people huddle at the door.
Visitor: IT'S NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!!
We take pictures and sign more things.
Carson surprisingly slept through it all.
And I'm surprised they didn't recognize us when he was born. Then a little girl with IVs and no hair comes up.
Little girl: Hi... I'm Zoey. My mom and dad listens to you guys a lot. Can I have a picture? I found out I had cancer awhile back and this will make me happy.
I hold back tears.
Me: Of course babygirl.
Donnie and I bend down to get a picture and we kiss both of her cheeks. The doctor snaps the picture.
Doctor: Thank you... That's my daughter.. she's 10..
Me: She sure is beautiful.
She blushes.
Donnie: I have something for her.
He gives her his gold necklace. And I give her one of my hats and I sign it. When they leave I look over and Halee is crying.
Halee: You guys are so sweet.
She wipes her tears and rubs Carson's back.
Donnie: I know. Don't forget sexy.
Halee: Donald Edmond I hate you.
She giggles.
Me: Donald Edmond I love you.
I laugh and wink.
Halee: PDA.
Donnie: But, I can't stay away from him.
He wraps his arms around me.
Halee: Paws off Wahlberg.
Me: Ladies ladies, there's more Jordan to go around.
We all joke around for about an hour. Then Donnie leaves and I cuddle Halee in the bed and we fall asleep.
