Jordan and I are having twin baby girls. Harmony Lyric Knight and Melody Elizabeth Knight. Jordan takes a picture of me without my consent and captions it "My baby girls" then posts it on Instagram.
Me: Seriously Jordan, I look fat!
Jordan: Baby you look beautiful.
He puts his hand on my stomach.
Jordan: I feel kicks.
Me: Yeah now quit, they're kicking my bladder.
He does it again and giggles.
Me: Jordan Nathaniel Marcel Knight, I'm not playing. You have 2 seconds.
He starts poking my stomach and I feel kicks.
Me: Jordan!
I flick his nose.
Jordan: Okay, okay sorry.
The nurse comes out.
Nurse: Mrs. Knight?
I get up and we go back.
Nurse: How are you feeling?
Me: Tired. Babysitting my husband is a days job.
Jordan: Hey!
She laughs.
Nurse: And is this the dad?
Jordan: Yes ma'am.
Nurse: Wait... OH MY GOD YOU'RE JORDAN KNIGHT!
Jordan: In the flesh.
She starts blushing.
Nurse: I love NKOTB!
She puts the cold gel on my stomach.
Nurse: They're they are. If you look one of them is sucking her thumb.
Jordan tears up.
Me: You're okay babe.
I giggle.
Jordan: I know, but we made those.
I grab his hand.
Next is the heartbeat.
Nurse: Everything looks perfect. Here's the heartbeat.
We listen and I smile. Jordan kisses me.
When we're done at the OBGYN I'm craving Skittles.
Me: Baby I want Skittles.
Jordan: We can stop at a gas station. I need gas anyways.
We get to the gas station and I get a 2 pound bag of Skittles.
Jordan: When I said yes I meant a little bag!
He laughs.
Me: Don't test me, I'm pregnant.
I stuff my face.
Jordan: Harmony and Melody might not like all that sugar.
Me: Shuuuush.
I throw a Skittle at him.
Jordan: Ouch babe, that hit my eye.
We drive home and I lay on the couch. The kids are with Jordan's mom.
Me: JOOOOOORRRRDAAAANNN!!!!
He comes running in scared.
Jordan: What, what?!
Me: I just laid down and I have to pee. Help me get up.
He helps me.
Me: I feel like a hippo.
Jordan: You did get pretty big. But that's because there's two instead of one. You're still the most sexiest woman on this earth. And you still have your cute butt. The bump is cute though.
He winks.
Me: Suck up.
I waddle to the bathroom.
Once I get finished I go to the kitchen.
I make myself an egg sandwich with mustard and pickles.
Jordan: Baby that's gross.
Me: Like you.
He pouts.
Me: Blame your daughters. They want it.
He gets on his knees to talk to my tummy.
Jordan: Girls, you're making mommy eat weird things. And it's making daddy sick.
I feel a kick.
Me: Jordan one of them kicked!
Jordan: They recognize my voice.
He says happily.
He kisses my stomach then kisses me.
Jordan: I love you.
Me: I love you too.
He cups my face and kisses me again.
Man, do I love this guy.
