Jordan and I are having a date night. Which consist of watching movies all day with PJs and Chinese. The kids are at my mom's.
Jordan: Baby can you pass me an egg roll?
I start crying.
Jordan: What baby? What happened? Is it time?!
Me: No.
I sniffle and wipe my eyes.
Jordan: Then what?
Me: I ate both egg rolls.
Jordan: It's fine, I promise.
He wipes my tears and kisses my cheek. I've been overly emotional today. Jordan brings me the Chinese donuts and I drop one on the floor and start crying.
Jordan: What is it now babe?
Me: Stop yelling!
I sob.
Jordan: I wasn't...
Me: Now you're mad.
Jordan: What? No baby.
Me: I dropped my donut.
I start bawling my eyes out.
Jordan: Okay, we're taking a nap.
He lays back with me in his arms. I instantly fall asleep. But I can still feel his back rubs.
I wake up a couple hours later. I get hungry so I wake Jordan up.
Jordan: Yes princess?
Me: I'm starving.
Jordan: What's my babygirls want?
He puts his hand on my stomach.
Me: Mozzarella sticks and pizza hot pockets. Don't forget the ranch.
Jordan: Anything for you.
He cups my face and kisses me.
My little "chef" brings me my food with the ranch to dip it in.
Jordan: That's disgusting.
I pour ranch on my hot pocket.
Me: It's very good. Don't knock it until you try it, Mr. Knight.
I get sassy with him.
Jordan: Then give me a bite.
Me: No!
I mess with him. So he starts tickling me.
Me: Sttttooopppp! Fine, take a bite!
He happily takes a bite.
Jordan: That is not bad at all.
He takes another bite.
Me: Give me back my food.
I start to cry.
Jordan: Okay okay. I'm sorry babe, here.
He puts it back on the plate.
Me: I'm full.
Jordan: You just..
He sighs.
Jordan: Nevermind.
He holds me and we both fall asleep.
