Twenty Øne Piløts Øneshots

Chapter 17- Clubbin yeah boii

Trigger warning: gay bars ;;;;;)))))

"Why are we doing this again? Bars aren't really my thing," Tyler asked Josh as their Uber dropped them off in the parking lot of the most popular gay bar in the city.

Josh smiled at the taller boy, and gently pulled him toward the entrance. "C'mon, it'll be fun."

Tyler took the opportunity to look about the joint as Josh went to get drinks. He noticed a lot of people were obviously couples, but a few in particular stood out.

There was a very tall man with shoulder-length blonde hair grinding up against a shorter boy with brown hair and eyes, both very drunk.

Directly next to Tyler was a man in a trench coat, his partner a slightly taller man in a leather jacket. Tyler watched, with mild amusement, as both men took a shot before the taller man grabbed the other by the collar and pulled him in for a deep kiss.

"What was that for?" Trench Coat said, obviously stunned.

"We're probably going to die on this mission, I figured I might as well," said the other, throwing down another shot. "Sorry."

Trench Coat looked dazed for a second, before snapping himself out of it. "Couldn't have done this any earlier, could you,"

Leather Jacket grinned at the other man, before linking hands with him and walking out the door. Tyler watched on with a smile, glad that they had found each other, even though this "mission" thing confused him greatly.

"I got you something light, since I know you don't like getting drunk," Josh said, placing a cup on the table. "You good?"

"Yeah, I just saw two people figure out their love for each other. It was cute," he responded, taking a sip of his drink.

Josh grinned at him, before chugging the contents of his glass in one go. "Okay, well try and watch out for me, I'm getting messed up tonight!"

Tyler laughed at his stupid boyfriend, before noticing the first couple he had seen was walking/dragging each other towards them.

"Hey you little fucks," the taller one said. "I'm Eli. This is Garrett. Wanna have a foursome?"

Raising his eyebrows incredulously, Tyler pulled out his phone. "You are very drunk, I'll pass. Do you need me to call a cab?"

"Nahhhhhhhh dude, we'll be fiiine, we've got our looove," Garrett said, seemingly a lot more drunk. "We can just drive home!"

"Okay, we are definitely calling you a cab," Josh said. "I'll call, you write a note on their hand or something and tell them where their car is."

Tyler dug around in his pockets until he found a pen. On the back of Eli's hand, he wrote 'you were drunk at the club, so we got you a taxi. Your car should still be there.'

After carrying the couple to the taxi, they went back to their table. Josh decided he wanted to do shots, so he went to the bar again. When he sat back down, he took three shots in rapid succession, then pulled his shirt off and ran into the crowd.

Tyler pulled out Josh's phone (he always gave it to Tyler when he wanted to get drunk) and took a video of Josh for his Snapchat.

He had just posted it when he noticed Josh falling down as he tried to dance some more. Well, that's our cue to leave. Tyler thought, pushing through the crowd to get to his yellow-haired boyfren.

"C'mon, Jish, time to go," Tyler said, dragging him to the exit after calling a cab. "Gotta go home now." They got into the cab without much trouble, and once in their apartment, Josh collapsed.

"Oh jeez, why'd you have to take so many shots?" Tyler grumbled, before pulling Josh to their shared bedroom. He pulled a pyjama shirt on Josh, and switched out his black skinny jeans for sweatpants.

He got the comatose boy under the covers, and quickly changed into his own pyjamas before getting painkillers and a glass of water for Josh in the morning. Snuggling up to his side, Tyler wrapped is arms around Josh's waist and fell into a deep sleep, satisfied with the evening.

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Woo another short and sucky chapter done. This didn't turn out quite like I'd hoped, but I'm too lazy to rewrite it. It was supposed to be kind of a jealous lover thing, where poor Tyty gets hit on and Jish gets jelly, but it didn't want to happen i guess

I included some Destiel because why the fuck not and some Geli for the same reason.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I was finishing 6 seasons of Supernatural in less than a week (also I'm shook why are those things happening to smol Sam and Dean)

As always, leave suggestions and stay alive |-/

-Rhea