CHAPTER 3: Literal Funny Business
Kyle's POV
"Okay so as you know, I've obviously been cheated on since I'm here." She starts.
"Uh huh", I say not particularly interested, "Don't worry I'll help you forget the bastard!"
I grope her supple breasts and she shrieks doing something I do not expect. She smacks me.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" She screams.
What the fuck.
"What do you mean?" I ask, beyond confused.
"OH MY GOD! YOU WERE GOING TO- OH MY GOD!!" She exclaims then mutters to herself.
I rub the side of my face and shake my head. "Ever wonder why I only help the ladies?"
She gives me a look that can only bring me to believe that she thinks I'm insane. "Do- Do you do that with all your customers?"
That question stumps me and I was actually thoughtful for a moment. "Uh. 13? Maybe 15 or so is the youngest for my age limit, I think", I never thought about it honestly. I shake my head and get back to business, "And besides, what the hell's wrong with you? You'll forget your boyfriend's sex if-"
"NO!", She shrieks, "I haven't done that before!!"
I practically choke. "You're- you're lying!!"
"No, I'm not!! And I'm not gonna do that with a complete stranger!!!" She yells.
I take a moment to compose myself because this is fucken ridiculous. "Okay, whatever, I've got your number and out of curiosity; what's your name?"
"None of your business!" She says, crossing her arms in front of her chest.
I arch a brow and I smirk. "Don't act all high and mighty when you can't even protect yourselves from getting groped!"
"It's Janis..." she mutters as she walks out the door.
A virgin, huh? No wonder she got dumped. Yet somehow, I've taken a liking to her...Janis...
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