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Bryce's apartment has been coming along great. Bryce wasn't much of a decorator and neither was Ryan so they invited Craig, Brock and David over.
Craig was the perfectionist, Brock likes keeping things homey and David was just there to joke around. His jokes was the only thing keeping Bryce sane from all this stress.
Poor Ryan had to go back and forth between stores and the apartment, bringing whatever the men asked for.
David that it would be funny to ask for things not needed and make a weird name for them. Ryan spent a good ten minutes looking for tropical liquid.
It took a phone call from Bryce to make him come back home.
Once Ryan got back home, he found the fruit punch, he glared at David and gave him the bird.
"Tropical liquid? What the fuck David?"
David smiled and looked down at the gallon of punch.
"Not exactly what I was thinking. But to be far I just meshed two words together."
Craig and Bryce laughed as Ryan huffed and put the punch on the table.
"Bryce, how come you have no houseplants?" Brock called out from the hallway. He was rummaging around, looking for a potted oxygen producer, David was the one who gave it that name.
"I do." Bryce said pointing at the end table that held a fake plant.
Brock faked gasped and grabbed the fake plant.
He held it close to his face. "What have they done to Henry?! You were such a good plant."
Craig chuckled.
Brock gotten a great idea.
He walked into the kitchen and grabbed some lettuce that Ryan had bought earlier.
He walked up to a confused Craig, "Lettuce go find some houseplants for this man."
Craig laughed and shook his head, "Why?"
Brock had a goofy grin. "I love you to my head tomatoes."
"You are stealing puns."
"If we cantaloupe lettuce marry."
"Why are you doing this?"
"What type of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree."
"I'm done with you."
Craig walked off, laughing. David was just staring at Brock as if he had grown a second brain container.
Bryce was laughing and Ryan was too but grabbed the lettuce and put it back in the fridge.
"Lettuce put the lettuce back!" Brock exclaimed.
"Stop! Now!" Craig yelled from Bryce's bedroom.
Brock grinned as he had achieved his goal in making puns about plants.
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<BrOhm> A Simple Hello
FanfictionRyan always had a way with words. A simple hello and a dazzling smile can make him get whatever he wants. Bryce met him when they were young. Never ending friendship between two mysteries.
