Bad Meets Evil

make it official

Ok, so this chapters gonna have a surprise, but most of it will be jokers pov, the ending will be Harleys and I'm sure you guys will love it
Harley woke up and joker was gone, nothing out of the ordinary, she checked her phone and there was a text from him "we're going to penguins bar\ nightclub thing tonight, wear something nice, I'll be home around 8" Harley lazily rolled out of bed and began to shower and do her normal routine. She wanted to call ivy for help on what to wear, but then she remembered she was told not to, she called Salina instead.
JOKERS POV
"Penguin! You owe me a huge favour, remember?" I said leaning against my cane
"L-last time I let you two in here, you- you guys killed my best consumers"
I walked behind him and slammed my hands on his shoulders causing him to just, making me laugh, "y'know pengy, I can throw you right back in that asylum" he was is Harleys usual cell when I blew it up looking for Harley, he told penguin he could go but he owed him a favor,
"No, mister joker sir, please don't, I'll let you two in, I...I'll even have your meals on the house"
"That's better, make the reservation for 8:30, and right in the middle, I'm gonna make an announcement" I smirked and he shivered then wrote a few things down, then I drove off. I needed to get a new suit, everything needed to be perfect for my little Harlequin. I looked down at my phone for the first time since I told Harley where we were going and she had texted back "Ok Puddin, I invited kitty over to help me find an outfit, what's the occasion?" I smiled
"Just wanted to take my queen out for a nice meal, we have the best seats in the house" I responded then put my phone away as I pulled up to the place for my suit. I walked in and gave the man some money "I need a suit made, and quickly" the man looked up and nodded,
"What colors" I want the outside a dark purple, and the lining orange"
"Ok, this way sir"
I followed the man and my phone buzzed, "hehehe Ok j, how nice are we talkin  anyway, like, going to rob a place nice, or going to your nightclub nice"
I chuckled "nicer than my nightclub pumpkin, I gtg, getting a suit made" I put my phone on the shelf by where I was supposed stand and the loooooonnnggg process of getting the suit made, it was 6 pm when they were done, so he went to an old friend for the last thing he needed. He pulled up to the seemingly abandoned warehouse where he met Riddler.
"What easy to get into, but hard to get out of?" Nigma asked his voice echoing through the wearhouse,
I sighed "I don't know ed, what"
"Trouble, why are you here joker?"
"I need a ring, but not jut any ring, I want the Harlequin diamond ring"
"Ahhh so you're finally making it official are you?"
"Yes, now do you have the ring or not?"
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't, how much is it worth to ya"
I pulled out a gun "your fucking life, gimme the damn ring!"
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Its over there in a red velvet box"
I walked over and grabbed it "pleasure doing business with ya" I said and walked off. Time to pick up Harley.
HARLEYS POV
"But caaat, can you please talk to her for me?"  I pleaded with Salina to talk to ivy and get her to talk to me, I really missed her, I didn't want to piss her off and text her so I wanted to get cat to have her text me.
"I don't know Harls, she's pretty mad about what happened"
"Kitty please, I really miss her, its been almost a month"
".....I'll try"
My head spun and I ran to the bathroom and threw up, cat followed her
"Harley....are you Ok?"
"Uhm, yeah, just.... I got a little dizzy that's all" I looked at the time "oh my god its almost 8!" I smoothed out my black dress and put on my red heels "how do I look" I asked cat nervously
"Perfect!" She purred and just as joker walked in the front door
"Pumpkin, its time to go"
Me and cat smiled and she followed  me down the stairs, I saw jokers jaw drop, I was scared it was too much, but joker loved it "baby you look......"
"Thank you Puddin" I smiled and cat let herself out and joker kept staring at me, we got into the car and we drove "I love the new suit"
"Yeah? Hower  you feeling baby, anything new?" Joker asked, he now really wanted to add a prince or princess to the royal family of Gotham.
"No Puddin, nothing, but don't give up its going to happen" we pulled up to the umbrella, or whatever it was called and he helped me out of the purple Lamborghini. We walked in and the whole place had a romantic feel to it, I was waiting to get thrown out when I saw Oswald coming up to us, but to my surprise he showed us to our table. I saw joker on his phone for a second then ivy walked in, my face lit up and joker leaned over and whispered, "I wanted her to see this" I was confused then he stood up and moved to the empty table in front of us
JOKERS POV
"LADIES AND GENTLE MEN! Thank you sooo much for your attention! As you may know, 7years ago I landed my own personal Harlequin, the most beautiful woman in all of Gotham, NOW what you may be woundering is why I have all of your-" someone cut me off
"Just get on with it!" I shot him a look then looked back at Harley,
"This may end up being more fun than I thought Harley girl" I smiled and hopped off the table and walked over to the man "why, do you have any idea who I am"
The man gulped and nodded
" so then what made you think that was a good idea?"
"I, I was joking" I laughed hard and the man shivered
"Well, in that case, I guess you live......for now" I then walked back to Harley who was holding back laughter, "as I was saying, I have all of your attention, because I would like to make this official, because what's a king, without his Queen" I think Harley realized what was going on at this point because she covered her mouth and started to cry, I got down on one knee "Harley, baby, will you do me the honor and marry me?"
"Yes Puddin of course!" She cried and kissed me, I slid the ring on her finger and everyone cheered, Harley ran to the house plant and they talked for a bit and then hugged. I've never seen Harley so happy!
HARLEYS POV
All the way home I was talking Puddin's ear off about the theme, the colors, where we should go, everything. Then I got dizzy again "Puddin pull over, I'm gonna be sick!" I yelled and he did just that, I hardly got the door open when I started to puke, joker looks worried for a minute then I saw a glimmer in his eye. I knew what he was thinking