Harley woke up with really bad nausea and went to the bathroom, joker stirred a little then woke up and walked into the bathroom and held Harley's hair, "baby are you alright, you've been doing this for a week" joker said playing with her hair
"Yeah Puddin, I'm fine, just excited, we get married in a week" Harley was so excited to finally be married to him.
"Poo we have a lot to do today, are going dress shopping with the girls right?" He hated that idea but decided she needed her girl time with that
"Right a roonie! Oh and Kitty's dress shopping too, I guess her and Bruce are finally settling down, but not for another month" Harley shrugged
"Ok, but be done by 3, we're going cake tasting then to find someone to marry us" joker responded. Harley jumped in the shower and was singing at the top of her lungs, joker giggled hearing her sing out of key, he loved her so much and couldn't wait to officially make her his queen. Harley texted kitty telling her that she's ready then kissed joker as he got ready to go out with Riddler and two face to get the last little bit taken care of. Once ivy and kitty pulled up they drove off and found a dress shop, they had discuses so that they could actually shop and not get bats called on em
Harleys pov
"We've been lookin forever red! I don't think this store has anything for me" I whined while looking for my dress. Finally something caught my eye so I pulled it out, it was a beautiful white strapless dress that had red and black beading at the top, I squealed and hugged it running to the dressing room to try it on. Red knocked on the door
"Harley, did you find one?" I didn't answer "Harls?" I walked out with tears in my eyes wearing the dress, the front stopped at my knees then flowed to the back where it hit the ground, the sweetheart neckline dipped down a little to show off a little bit of cleavage but not to the point where it was distasteful, ivy put her hands over her mouth as I walked out to show kitty, they were both crying when I whispered
"This is it" after that we found a black wedding dress for kitty because she refused white, then we picked out brides maids dresses, I had kitty in red and black, and ivy in green and purple. Ivy pulled those colors off better than j but I would never say that out loud. Kitty had me and ivy in dark blue, neither of us were happy. We then went to lunch because I still had an hour and a half till I needed to meet with my Puddin, then half way through our meal I gasped "we need shoes!" We all giggled and we went to the nearest show store and we picked out shoes then paid and left, by then it was 2:30 so we all said goodbye at my door and I had red hold on to my wedding dress. Joker was waiting for me when I got home, I smiled and kissed him "Puddin, do we have pickles and chocolate?" I asked
He looked confused "I uh...I don't know pumpkin, why?"
"Idk, I just really want chocolate pickles"
"Harls are you Ok, you've been acting weird" he said pulling out pickles
"Yeah baby I'm fine, but my boobs hurt" he damn near dropped the jar when he realized what was going on with me, we both smiled and I ran to the bathroom grabbing a pregnancy test. The wait was killing both of us, then finally there was two little pink lines, I started to cry again and I looked up at joker, there was hope in his eyes, I nodded and he picked me up and spun me around laughing. Both of us happy enough to be crying we kissed. "Puddin, its gonna happen, we're going to have a baby!" We then realized we were late for the cake tasting. Now after the king and queen of Gotham get married, they'll add a prince or princess. Harley had never been happier.
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Hey guys! I just got bit by a dog and have a huge bruise on my leg so I'll be in bed or laying down a lot, so be prepared for a lot of updating, also, please leave some comments on what you think should happen for the wedding, and what gender you want the baby to be, thank guys, love ya!
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Fanfictionjoker and Harley are expecting a baby! that's all I can say for rn though mature content possible spoiler's possible trigger warnings (abuse and such) I will mention smut, but I don't feel comfortable writing it