Bad Meets Evil

night club

Jokers POV
I picked up four men that falcone said were the most reliable then left, Harley waited till I was back in my office to give her "it's nothing personal, but he'll probably kill you one day" speech she gives all the new goons, she waited cause she thought I wouldn't hear, but I honestly loved hearing her tell them what'll happen if the betray me, after that I started to work on my plans that might bring batman to give up, I looked through everything I had on him but I didn't know what I wanted to do. "I don't wanna get rid of him, that'd be no fun, I just want to break him, but how?" Harley must've been listening because she skipped in humming all happy "baby, what are you up to" I said trying to sound stern, but I loved seeing her so happy
"I know what you should do" she sang
"Yeah? What's that"
"Well, what would you do if you lost me forever?"
"Why, my heart would be.....broken" I responded realizing what she meant
"Exactly" she said still very happy
"But batman doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't think anyway"
"But he does have someone very close to him" she sang again
"Robin" I whispered
"Puddin I'm bored, play with me"
"Honey, daddy's very busy, why don't you head upstairs and watch a movie"
"But"
"Harley" I warned
"Yes sir" she sulked out of the room, that was a sad sight, but I had to get these plans ready, I'll just do a quick set up then take Harley to the club like she asked.
Harls pov
"YAY!" I was so happy when he said we could go to the club, I ran upstairs and waited as joker filled me chuckling and shaking his head "should I wear this one, or this....." My voice trailed off when I picked up the black and gold dress I wore the night bats picked me up
FLASH BACK
"Uhm...Puddin..." Joker was laughing too loud to hear me, oh god, we're about to dive over the cliff "PUDDIN I CANT SWIM!" I screamed at we went over the edge, I felt my head crash through the windshield and I laid there almost lifeless, I heard bats swimming up to me so I slashed a knife in his direction then he punched me. I woke up to him giving me mouth to mouth and decided to make it a bit more interesting, he put his hand around my throat "oh so we're gonna have a great time" I thought then he put me in his stupid car, next thing I remember is that prison and
"Harley?" I heard a distant voice
Back to present
"Harley?" J asked concerned
"What? Oh sorry, zoned out" I said running my hand over the dress, I then grabbed it "I'm gonna wear this one again" I decided
"I've always loved that one on you" he smiled
"Well I've always loved you" I blew him a kiss
"I love you too sweets"
We then got dressed and left. When we got there he had some business to do so I went center stage to the glass cage and once I picked up the beat of the song that's all I heard, I'd look over at mistah j a few times but he was talking so he wasn't paying attention rn, then I made eye contact with some other guy, man was he creepy. I kept on dancing and I was really enjoying myself when I noticed that the goon that was supposed to be guarding me was sitting at a table counting cash, "where'd he get that?" I thought starting to get scared, suddenly I got my answer, someone opened the door and dragged me out, he had green hair but it was NOT mistah j "hey! Let go of me you creeper!" I shouted trying to get him to let go he pined me to a wall
"I like that name, I think I'm gonna go by that now?" He grind and started trying to kiss me
"PUDDIN HELP!!!" I screamed and saw joker look up and then I saw his eyes glaze over, he was pissed, creeper kept kissing me only now he's forced his tongue in my mouth and I was crying. Joker finally got there and grabbed his collar,
"Let's have a little chat in the next room" joker said with an angry tone of voice then motioned his head for me to follow, we all walked into one of the rooms not many people were allowed in and I was still crying, joker threw the guy into the room "do you know who I am?" He asked calmly, but I knew he wasn't
"Yes, you're mister happy, the clown prince of crime" he then laughed, it was really annoying
"No, my name is joker, I'm the king of Gotham, now do you know who she is?" Joker said pointing to me getting even more pissed
"The girl of my dreams" he replied then practically started drooling
"Wrong!" Joker yelled pulling out his gun, but I stopped him
"I wanna to it, I did NOT appreciate being treated like that!" I yelled
Joker smiled and handed me the gun "its all yours pumpkin"
"Smile!" I pointed the gun at him
"Oh like you're gonn-"
BANG!
Me and joker walked out of the room "I need my goons!" Joker yelled, all 4 of em walked up, "go clean that mess, all of you" they all walked in, then the one who was supposed to guard me was about to walk in "not you" joker said, he handed the keys to the van they road in to one of the ones already in that room "you come with us" we sped home then had him walk in first we then went to the office where he sat on the chair in front of the desk, I sat on the desk, and joker say behind it, j looked at me "how did this happen pumpkin"
I pretended to be way more upset about it than I really was "idk what happened Puddin, one second I'm dancing the next I'm being dragged out of my glass cage and harassed"
Joker turned to the goon "ahh so, what I'd like to know, is how creeper had gotten to her at all?"
"I saw him counting cash" I butt in really quickly
"Cash huh, so how did you get this cash?"
"I uh, I didn't know what he was gonna do boss he just said-" joker cut him off
"So you decided to put my kittens life on the line so you could make A QUICK BUCK?!" to say he was mad was an understatement
"Boss I-"
" I don't think you're quite cut out for this job, I'm afraid" he held up another gun "I'm gonna have to let you go"
"No please, bo-"
BANG 
We both laughed really hard then he looked at me "are you alright poo?" He asked, genuinely concerned
"Just a little shaken up is all, did we get creepers watch? I wanna wear it with the other ones" I smiled
"If you weren't so crazy I'd say you were insane" he said then laughed again. The goons got back and they cleaned up yet again then we all decided to go to bed it was already 3 am and I was really tired