Bad Meets Evil

bad bats

Harleys pov
JJ's two now and looks exactly like his father, only with my blue eyes. Me and JJ were watching the TV when I got a text from ivy
"Harley, turn on the news rn! Its important" joker was out getting a new business deal with some huge gangster so I got worried that something happened to him. I turned the news on and told JJ to go to his room
"Ok mommy! I love ya!" He ran off making air plane noises I turned my attention to the news
"You heard right! After the death of his beloved side kick batman has turned to seeking revenge on the infamous Harley Quinn and joker, however he started committing crimes to try and find the two, leading to his arrest. We now know the true identity of batman is Bruce Wayne, he was checked into arkham just two hours ago" suddenly I heard laughing behind me I tuned around
"I always knew batsy would lose it sooner or later!"
"Puddin! " I yelled and hugged him relieved that he was Ok
"Where's the kid?" He smiled
"Ovah here daddy!!" JJ also hugged joker and he let out a happy sigh, the Royal family is now able to do whatever they want without having to worry about batman. Joker and I went and watched TV for a few hours while JJ played in his room, joker decided we were going to the club and asked frost to keep an eye on the kid. We got there and joker had me sitting on his lap when someone came in to take care of something.
"Hey j, what's new?" He held out his hand
"We don't shake hands just sot down" I said and he did as I said and joker grind
"So, I ask you to do me ONE little favor, and I told you if you failed, then so would your heart, yet here I am talking to you and short about 3million, what does that tell me" joker said and started to run his hand up my thigh, I giggled
"Look j, I don't want no beef-" joker cut him off and pushed me to the side
"You don't want no beef? YOU DON'T WANT NO BEEF!? Y'know what I want? I want my fucking money!" He pulled out his gun "do you you have it or not"
"Joker, look, I'll have it by-"
BANG
"I said have it by today" he laughed and I laughed along with him hen then looked at me "why don't you dance for daddy baby" lust filling his eyes I bit my lip and walked over to the glass cage and listened for the music, as soon as I heard sucker for pain start playing I swayed my hips and danced on the pole teasing joker. After the song ended I heard everyone whistling and throwing money at my but the only one I was interested in was joker, I left my area and walked into the room off to the side and you can guess what happened. We went home late and frost was still up playing with JJ and I just laughed and kneeled down with them
"Why're you still up jack?" I smiled
"Uncle fwost said its Ok" he shrugged then yawned, I picked him up and thanked frost for watching him, joker was already back in our room and sang him my own lullaby JJ laughed and fell asleep as I finished. I walked back into mine and jokers room and fell asleep on his bare chest tracing his tattoos.
Joker pov
I finally did it, I have a family, a beautiful wife, and no batman to get in my mom way. After the chemical bath I thought I'd never have this, I didn't even know it was something I wanted till now. I feel her tracing my "hahaha" tattoos and I smiled and pulled her closer kissing the top of her head, I couldn't help but laugh, the worst villain in all of Gotham seems to be getting a better ending then the best hero there ever was.

~~~~~a/n should this be the end? Please comment and tell me what you think~~~~~~~~~