Bad Meets Evil

so close

Harleys pov
As soon as we got home I took the test, me and joker sat on the bed waiting, when it was finally time there was only one little pink line, meaning it was negative
"FUCK! ITS BEEN A MONTH!" Joker was mad as hell
"Now, cmon Puddin, we'd been together 2 and a half last time......remember?" I said a little scared
Joker looked at me with an all to familiar look in his eyes "you think, that it's gonna be EXACTLY LIKE LAST TIME!" He got louder with every word
"N...no Puddin, that's, that's not what I said at all....I just-" he cut me off
"YOU DIDN'T THINK, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO THINK BEFORE YOU TALK!" I flinched and just as I did he smacked me, hard,
"Puddin, I'm sorry" I opened my eyes and saw joker was still angry, I prepared for another hit but instead I heard him walk away. I waited a few seconds then followed him. "Puddin....what's wrong?" He turned around, I coined again but this time he wrapped his arms around me, a few seconds later I felt a tear hit my shoulder....he was crying, this was still sorta new to me but I ran my fingers through his hair then I took his hand and brought him back to the bedroom where he laid on my lap.
"I'm sorry Harley girl, I didn't mean it, I'm just frustrated" he said weakly
"I know Puddin, it's Ok" then I had him sit up and I helped him out of his suit and handed him some purple sweats "ya want a shirt?" I asked sweetly, he shook his head then I kissed him as he changed into the sweats. I grabbed one of his button ups and some shorts and sat them on the bed, I started to get undressed when I noticed a look on jokers face, I bit my lip and slowed down a little just to tease him, he got up and pulled the dress all the way over my head, leaving me in a strapless bra and tights, I bit my lip.
"Y'know it's not nice of you to tease daddy like that sweets" he said in a low voice that gave me goosebumps he then snapped the elastic on my tights "off" he demanded, I did as I was told then he walked around me admiring every little bit of me. Then he kissed me and I wrapped my arms around the back of his neck, without breaking the kiss he unclasped my bra and let it hit the ground, he pushed me onto the bed and I giggled. He slowly slid my panties off my legs and continued to kiss me.
*********little bit later********
"I love you mistah j" I said tangling my fingers with his
"I love you too poo" I felt him smile and I drifted into sleep laying on his chest.
HARLEYS DREAM
"you're not leaving me, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME!" I shouted slamming my hands on the hood of his car
"You're a pain in my ass" he replied 
What is this....a memory of harleen, I didn't know I still had any of those
"Please I love you, I love you, I promise I won't hurt you!"
"Oohh you promise, you promise?"
"I have passed every test I've proven my love to you, just except it"
I hadn't even noticed the truck behind him but they were honking
"Look harleen, I'm not one that is loved" now the driver of the truck came out
"Hey dick face mind yelling at cher bitch somewhere else?"
I grabbed j's gun and shot the gut and then j turned around
"I was about to say 'I wouldn't do that if I were you" now I had the gun pointed at his head he smiled "don't hurt me?" He then laughed
"My heart scares you but a gun doesn't?" I was crying now
"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it" then he took the gun from me.
Next thing I remember we're at ace chemicals
"Now, don't say this oath carelessly 'desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power' say pretty pretty pretty pretty" he put his hand with the smile tattoo over my mouth
"Please" I finished
"God! You're so good" he then pointed over the rails, I looked at him and fell backwards
Harley wakes up
I shot up and screamed waking joker up
"W-what who is it what's going on" he also shot up grabbing the pistol he keeps under the pillow
" oh, uh, just a bad dream Puddin" I said whiping tears from my eyes, I hated harleen memories, they were me. Joker hugged me till I stopped crying hushing me telling me everything's going to be Ok. After that we were both fully awake and decided to start the day,  "maybe we could go to the club tonight?" I suggested, last night was the first night we'd been out ia while and I was getting bored
"Sure thing pumpkin" he smilled and we went to go find new hench men on a count of, we never replaced the ones joker killed while I was gone