Bad Meets Evil

crazily ever after

Jokers pov
Little JJ is in highschool now and I couldn't be more proud of him. He is the class clown like I was, but pulling nothing but A's like his mom was, he probably won't make it into collage though, he's just as crazy as me and Harley. I decided to go pay the bat a little visit, but I'm waiting till Harleys asleep.
I walk out into the living room and Harleys arguing with Jack about something, she's close to beating the shit outta him, I can see it in her eyes, I walk over and put my arm around her shoulder and I feel her calm down a little "so whater  we fighting about today?" I chuckled
"Mom doesn't like my new girlfriend, just because its aunt Ivy's daughter" JJ spat
" noo, I'm saying that you  can't date her because she's family" Harley yelled back I laughed
"Will both of you stop" I look at Harley " baby, you know what its like having a relationship no body approves of, so cut the kid some slack, besides, that plant can't even have kids herself, so she's probably adopted or made of plants, either way, the kids fine" Harley walked out of the room pissed then I turned to JJ "and you, it's almost midnight and you have school in the morning, get. To. Bed. Now" JJ ran off to his room and locked the door, then I want and said goodnight to Harls who was already passed out. Then I walked to my car and drove to see batsy, he's been in there 15 years and rumor has it he hasn't gotten any better.
"Batsy batsy batsy" I said sneaking into his cell, he shot his head around to face me and said a lot line of cuss words I laughed "you're more obsessed with me than Harley is, you're my biggest fan! I thought you'd be happy to see me" I fake pouted
"You killed the ONLY PERSON THATS EVER CARED FOR ME! You fucking scum bag!" He was pissed
"Well, I'm just here to finish my job, so that my son can live a happy life, can't risk you ever getting outta this dump now can I?" I said walking to the door, I messed with a few wires and opened the door, I then messed with a couple nobs outside the door and watched him slowly breath in the poisoned air,
"You're...... Sick.....joker......." He said between weak breaths
"Its been a pleasure Bruce" I responded and left. Batman was finally gone, there was nothing holding me back anymore. I made my way back home and crawled into bed with Harley, I kissed her forehead and played with her hair, she adjusted herself to be ontop of my chest and I fell asleep. The king and queen of Gotham, along with a Prince and maybe even a princess, the city was terrified of our next move, and our son was taking after us. Could it be any better?
3rd person pov
Harley and joker we fast asleep, and JJ was still up texting lilly (Ivy's daughter), but all was well. And y'know, as the title states they lives crazily ever after