Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0

OMG MY HEART

Okay, so I watched episode 10 of Sun & Moon.

I won't say any spoilers.

But, I watched the previews for episode 11...

And I cannot calm my heart.

KIAWE'S FAMILY IS JUST SO...GORGEOUS.

I'm literally crying because Kiawe's younger sister is the cutest thing to exist right now. I kinda had a shitty day, so this relieved my stress.

My heart my heart my heart my heart my heart my heart my heart~!

Her eyes are so gorgeous. I want to adopt her and just hug her.

The fam is just beautiful in general.

I swear to Arceus I'm motivated to make a spice/NaheleAliShipping oneshot that includes the whole family, and how Mallow & his sister are playing, and Kiawe gets jealous that his younger sister's getting Mallow's attention instead because he was the one to invite her over.

P.S, this is my idea so please don't copy it or jack it, because if you do....

I will find you...and I will kill you.

Thanks 😇

Well, today was liturgy dress for mass. The juniors & seniors sit on each side of the court with the chairs facing each other, with the Priest & shit in the middle while the underclassmen sit on the bleachers.

So I can see pretty much everyone.

While at a point when we're all standing, I casually glance around, look to a section in the bleachers, and this sophomore or freshman guy just started FALLING.

This boy literally fainted while standing, and all I could scream in my mind was "Oh my GO-!"

He face planted into the bleachers unconscious. No movement whatsoever, and the girl next to him SCREAMED. I saw the whole thing, and one of the bleacher seats actually cracked from his fall.

His body just slid down HARD a couple rows of bleachers, so the gym goes silent. Our super lit AF trainer Jordan that's attractive and shit, immediately sprints across the gym in a heartbeat with my basketball coach, along with more teachers to help the student.

Everyone's silent for a few seconds...

And my best friend Andrei (Remember all the rants about him in my first rant book? Good times, good times man 😂) Whispers to me

"He needs some MIIILK!"

I immediately fired back "That's NOT appropriate DUDE! A boy FAINTED!-"

And the priest starts talking about his rant on Jesus like NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.

Sir, there is an UNCONSCIOUS boy on the bleachers, and you don't even have the integrity to HELP, and continue your boring rant?

Then another sophomore guy actually started to cry because of his friend, so he also got pulled out of the gym. It's already awkward enough. I made the worst joke.

"This priest didn't bring Jesus in our gym, he brought fuckin' SATAN with him...aka Lusamine."

Andrei starts cracking up.

He actually understands the joke because I actually convinced him to play Pokémon Sun & Moon, and he's literally addicted to it now. His favorite character is Guzma.

I listened to this awesome remix of Guzma's battle theme this morning when I was doing my makeup, and it was so lit.

I messed up on my eyeliner, and I was so pissed. I made it too long and thin. I like my wing to be thick at the base, then have that thin point at the end without having it go too far out.

Oh well. Whatever.

Tomorrow's another home game where all four teams play in a row, and I KNOW that bae's gonna show up. He always does for our home games.

I'm about to rain them Chloe Money Three's tomorrow, I can feel it.

Here's a famous artistic drawing that belongs to KevinMacias796 when we were texting and drawing random pictures. It should belong in a freaking museum.

It's fucking SPICY

Just like Kiawe.

*makes awkward slurping noises*