Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0

💕❤️PROM❤️💕

So I had A BLAST at prom ❤️

Lemme just say... I was the one to ask the guy with a sign and everything 😂

Since he's one of the best swimmers in state, I kinda had to make a swim pun with a basketball pun :P Just look at the picture above :)

But it was cool.

Yeah, I asked William to prom, the Steph Curry hater but he's an awesome date ❤️

Here's a pic from our first homecoming together versus last night 💕

From October 10th, 2015 to May 6th, 2017

Now that I think about it, it's kinda weird how we NEVER dated.

When we saw Bennett there with a chick, we were like "*cough*couch*MAN HOE *cough*cough*"

I unliked all of his tweets btw 🤗

But yeah, prom was actually lit af.

William looks hella different and I'm just chillin' looking the same.

We still argue about his UNmatching tie from homecoming.

Everyone was like "You look like TAYLOR SWIFF!!!" And I was like "Hell yeah that's where I got the winged eyeliner and red lip inspiration from."

Okay, there was this chick in our prom group (We had like twelve people) and GOD DAYUM HER FOUNDATION WAS AT LEAST FIVE SHADES DARKER THAN HER SKIN.

GOD. FUCKING. DAYUM. Her contour was TOO MUCH and I wanted to just go up to her and ask if I could redo it, but I resisted the urge.

I cannot say enough how CRINGY it was.

It's hard to see in the pic, but I had a slight contour on the cheekbones. Also the false lashes I wore, but whatever.

Out of all the dances I've been through my high school career, this one was far by the best one. I actually had a group this time.

So Andrei and I aren't really close anymore, at least I don't think so. He didn't even tell me his plans on asking Linzy to prom this year, and I was honestly gonna ask HIM since we went last year.

Linzy's my neighbor that went with me & Andrei and her boyfriend Jett last year. They're still dating btw.

But since he's GONE for about six months, I guess Andrei asked her without even telling me.

Wow guys, way to include me in the group.

It's funny how he was like "Oh, you should totally go to prom!" And I was like "With who?" And he & Linzy didn't even invite me to their group.

So I was like "FUCK IT." And on Monday, I decided to ask William, which was honestly THE BEST solution ever.

It's funny because Andrei still kept telling me, but I kept saying "I don't think I'm going this year." Even though I was kinda lying.

Their faces were PRICELESS when they saw me and William show up together 😂👌 On the way to Prom, I was telling William everything about Andrei & Linzy and how they didn't know I was showing up. And just feeling left out from my group of friends who I thought were "close".

Will thought it was AWESOME because he & Andrei have some beef apparently.

Comparing last year's prom to this year's, I'm just gonna say this year was a million times better. You know you can tell when a guy puts everything into a dance.

Andrei last year was..kinda awkward. Especially with the whole Bennett thing. During slow songs, dancing with him was actually just too awkward because it seemed he wasn't into it? (And also me being taller than him was a tiny fraction of it 😂)

This year, even if I was just going with William, it was really different. Like, he was like being an actual gentleman, always complimenting me when I was worried about something dumb or just out of the blue. Slow dances weren't awkward, it was actually pretty romantic.

Yeah, he's like 6'4" and I'm 5'10" so that's one good note.

But ya know, it was cute. It was funny because I took off my heels for the dance, so I was more than a head shorter than him during most of the time (first world problems tryna raise your arms around him during slow dances)

But towards the end when we were getting ready to leave, I put my heels on and right afterwards, they started playing "Say you won't let go" by James Arthur as the finale song, so he was shook by how much taller I was 😂

Trust me, that was the best slow dance I've ever had in my life 💕

I don't wanna brag, but there definitely wasn't any room for Jesus and the Holy Spirit between us.

When he was driving me home, we were throwing back to our homecoming, and it was fricken cute how he was saying how nervous he was back then 😂

During prom, he asked if I wanted to take a walk outside and I was like "hell yeah I'm not into seeing people grind."

Before we actually started dancing, we were taking pictures just before sunset at the prom location. Luckily, Seattle's weather today was BEAUTIFUL.

Obviously all the couple got their pictures. Teresa wanted a cute regular picture, then a funny one.

I didn't know what to do for a funny picture, so it shook the living soul from my body when he scooped me up bridal style.

I shit you NOT. I can't wait to see that picture. Lemme know if y'all wanna see that picture 👌

It was funny afterward prom he was like "Aww, I should've asked you cause I had such a fun time!"

Well, that was a long rant about prom.