I get home from my math course and my mom's outside in the sun taking notes for my philosophy course bc she's a real homie and does all the work.
Talk to her for a bit, then I start messing around with the cat next to her until she starts getting riled up.
Mom: Go actually do something useful
Me: Okay
Me: *walks upstairs to go take a shit*
Few minutes later
Mom: *Brings in a couple guests and chats in the kitchen with them*
Mom: CHLOE! Come downstairs and say hi!
Me: I'm fucking BUSY doing somethin' USEFUL
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Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0
De TodoI maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink. My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it. I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a...
