Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0

Oh Fuck NAH

So--

Remember the past two years of me talking about Bennett?

When I first started talking about him, I was basically like "He kept on looking at me from a distance and shit," "He's kinda cute, I don't know why he keeps looking at me."

Okay, get ready for some juicy shit right now.

Let's just say "FUCK MY LIFE."

It's happening all over again.

I'm having deja vu.

I'm having fucking deja vu all over again.

There's this freshman guy named Dylan in my fucking dorm apartment. He looks exactly like Bennett, the same hair, eye color, body and facial shape, everything.

I first saw him the day I got to Chaminade and flipped my shit. I almost wanted to fucking run, bitch 😂

The past few days, he's been looking at me, and I can't even.

Today I had basketball practice for my university.

The boys had practice right after us.

Guess who's on the fucking guys' team?

Fucking Dylan.

So this boi kept glancing at me, and I got my shit as fast as I could and bolted to my dorm afterwards.

Okay, I watched him shoot for a few seconds and he has range like me so I'm kinda interested.

TONIGHT--

I walk to the University's cafe with a few friends, and we sit at a large table that was saved from my other new friends.

I actually have like 20 campus/dorm friends, it's crazy.

Guess who's sitting at a fucking booth right in front on my damn SEAT?

Fucking Dylan and this (honestly super gorgeous and beautiful) girl across from him.

Of course my seat's in clear view of him.

Well shit, gotta blast.

As me and my new college fam are laughing and shit, I can see this boi glancing at me.

When the girl leaves from his table for a few minutes, dear lord he couldn't have made it more obvious he was looking at me for like ten seconds.

His face was between the space of my two friends, like a window.

Now I'm in my dorm telling myself I ain't letting this shit happen to me all over again.

I messed up two years ago, I let that Bennett bitch slip into my mind and become a distraction fall because at the beginning of junior year, he started to check me out.

This bad bitch right here ain't so soft.

Y'all better keep me in check. I know some of y'all thought him & I were going to date, but shit happens.

If I start rambling about how Dylan looks at me and shit, please tell my ass to stop.

A few days ago, my dorm room was open and I was shoving BBQ potato chips in my mouth. Dylan walked right past and looked in to see my face like a chipmunk with nuts.

Well I mean, if he's still interested after seeing that, then maybe it ain't so bad.

Lmfao SIKE.

I ain't having deja vu again.

I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now.

Why? OH--cause she's dead.

Fun fact: I feel like my emotions sway with every time Taylor Swift comes out with a new album. Like, Tay and I are on the same page.

Such a long rant wtf.

But he ain't gon' distract me from what I'm doing in life, I learned my damn lesson.

Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time :)

Fries before guys, dudes.