I maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink.
My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it.
I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a...
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I just don't know what to caption it??? If y'all have anything good, comment below.
Oh, all y'all went OFF on my ass about almost getting arrested :)
So--
The women's basketball team went to the beach as a bonding experience.
A large majority of us can drink beer and alcoholic beverages. Me and a couple freshman obviously are underage, so we can't.
Two minutes after we set up, we're blasting lit music and shit, this MOTHAFUCKIN' bitch cop appears outta nowhere and starts HAMMERING down on us.
She's goin' off about not having beer at the beach, even though my university has parties there all the time??? Like wtf???
So this bitch starts requesting ID's.
And we're like "Ma'am, we'll do whatever you want, we didn't know that beer wasn't allowed--"
And she's totally ignoring us. She's like "Everyone who's of age is going to get cited---" and blahblahblah.
I give her MY ID, and after she reads mine, she looks at me dead-ass straight in the eye and said "Underaged students can be under immediate arrest for being around alcoholic beverages."
BITCH.
I'm aesthetically shooketh to the very core of my soul.
Lmao the other two freshman on the team didn't give her their ID's after me bc they were too scared and said they didn't have theirs 🙄
So she writes all of our ID info down and hands them back, then finally cooperates with us and says to just put the beer back into the trunk of someone's vehicle.
But yeah, they're still at it.
Hopefully none of them get cited
And pray that my ass doesn't get arrested.
s e n d h e l p ? : )
Y'all just gotta remember one thing--
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