I maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink.
My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it.
I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a...
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The last one has me dying.
I swear to Jesus I'm actually gonna print him out, cut it, & secretly put it on the top of our tree. I'll take a picture & post it once I manage to do it.
Our family is so lazy, our tree's been up for almost a week and we haven't decorated it yet.
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