Y'all know I make jokes and roast myself all the time.
The one time when something says "so pure," and I comment "just like me."
Everybody goes off.
I'm just a college student trying to have confidence, y'all.
This is why I moved away to Hawaii.
Look what you made me do
I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now.
Why?
OH
Cause she's dead :)
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Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0
RandomI maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink. My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it. I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a...
